Night Five
Sterling Archer had been drinking since approximately three minutes after his miraculous resurrection and, like Jesus, his blood was mostly wine.
Still, he had a job he intended to do tonight. Barry had taken away the only woman he'd only ever truly loved - and he'd pay for that.
"Well hey there, Sterling," a voice spoke up from the shadows, "Fancy meeting you here".
"What are you doing here, Stern? Need me to give you a hand?"
Archer began to titter at his own joke, but Conway Stern's new, metallic hand was more than up to the task of knocking ISIS' shining star out cold.
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Lana Kane found herself rerouted after strict orders from on high, but it wasn't all bad:
Cyril did have the biggest unit she'd seen outside of Africa.
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Barry Dylan couldn't believe his luck when he came across an unconscious and unguarded Archer.
"Is this a sign, Barry?"
"It sure is, Other Barry. It sure is".
But as the murderous cyborg prepared to put his arch-nemesis on the shelf for good, a number of ISIS agents interfered. He managed to kill a couple, but Malory was not going to let her precious baby boy go down so easy.
Hoggmaster is not dead. He is Sterling Malory Archer, Town Aligned World's Greatest Spy
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Lana Kane was in the process of trying to extricate herself from Cyril's smothering brand of spooning when the door to his studio apartment burst open and one of the Legion of Villains & Evildoers' lackeys burst into the room with guns blazing.
Even unconscious, Archer was looking after her. The obnoxious lifesize cardboard cutout that he'd given Cyril for his last birthday took most of the bullets.
soc123_au is not dead. He is Lana Kane, Town Aligned Busty, Beautiful, Black Operative
