Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Americans are hardly exotic.

 

[Joker's Wild]

lol true

 

[sportive cupid]

Sometimes I feel a little jealous when Mis posts about his Asian adventures with exotic women and what not

Then he tells us about the psychos he has to deal with and it makes me feel better about it :lol:

I dont envy you single blokes these days. Facebook, Instrgram, etc lets personal shit go global.

yes,its so good that he is a balanced storyteller.

 

[Misanthrope]

Americans are hardly exotic.

What about Belgians, Germans, Poles, and Colombians?

 

[butchmcdick]

She took a photo of it on her phone and sent it.

She's just applying for the Working Holiday visa, so she shouldn't have any problem given she's a cashed up American. It just takes longer if you've spent any considerable amount of time in Asia due to the medical checks you have to get.

Well she desperately wanted you to see it

Mis I have no idea what she is going through but ex's are ex's for a reason

Time to move on perhaps

 

[Helmet Man]

Recently I made out with my ex. After the breakup we were still friends. Now this happens. Don't know what to do or react cos i don't see us being together. I rather we be friends or perhaps friends with benefits but i dont know.

 

[Misanthrope]

Recently I made out with my ex. After the breakup we were still friends. Now this happens. Don't know what to do or react cos i don't see us being together. I rather we be friends or perhaps friends with benefits but i dont know.

Always complicates stuff, and rarely for the better in my experience. I've gone down that road with three exes and it worsened the friendship to the point of never speaking again with one of them.

Good luck, brave soldier!

 

[sportive cupid]

What about Belgians, Germans, Poles, and Colombians?

Nahh..been there ,done that....boring.......

 

[Misanthrope]

Nahh..been there ,done that....boring.......

If it's not black, it's whack. am i rite?

 

[Dutchy]

Dilemma. Found out my new girl poops.

Do I kill her?

 

[Misanthrope]

Dilemma. Found out my new girl poops.

Do I kill her?

Does she do it with the door open or describe to you the content, consistency, or smell of said poops?

If not, give her a pass.

 

[Dutchy]

None of that. I really want Deans opinion.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Dilemma. Found out my new girl poops.

Do I kill her?

Deal breaker.

 

[DB]

Depends on the farts.... you don't want too much pressure building up if she is going to poo.

 

[Dutchy]

Girls don't fart, silly.

 

[Misanthrope]

Girls don't fart, silly.

After that comment, I'm pretty sure DB is a virgin. Does he also think women's breasts feel like bags of sand?

 

[sportive cupid]

If it's not black, it's whack. am i rite?

Nooo.I don't pt know here you get tat idea from.
there's a place for tiny dicks too.

 

[Misanthrope]

Nooo.I don't pt know here you get tat idea from.
there's a place for tiny dicks too.

It's called India, statistically speaking.

 

[sportive cupid]

Korea has been my experience.

 

[Misanthrope]

Korea has been my experience.

I do believe they were recently usurped by the subcontinentals. From speaking with female friends, sex with (most) Korean men was like being f**ked with a little finger.