Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[DB]

After that comment, I'm pretty sure DB is a virgin. Does he also think women's breasts feel like bags of sand?

pfffftttt.... they feel like a stress ball, filled with sand :sarcasm:

 

[sportive cupid]

I do believe they were recently usurped by the subcontinentals. From speaking with female friends, sex with (most) Korean men was like being f**ked with a little finger.

..isn't that what I just said :roll:

 

[Misanthrope]

..isn't that what I just said :roll:

Have you not had somebody agree with you before? I know you're an antagonistic minger, but surely somebody's backed you up once in your life.

 

[adamkungl]

Recently I made out with my ex. After the breakup we were still friends. Now this happens. Don't know what to do or react cos i don't see us being together. I rather we be friends or perhaps friends with benefits but i dont know.

Always complicates stuff, and rarely for the better in my experience. I've gone down that road with three exes and it worsened the friendship to the point of never speaking again with one of them.

Good luck, brave soldier!

Bang and bang again.

 

[Didgi]

Have you not had somebody agree with you before? I know you're an antagonistic minger, but surely somebody's backed you up once in your life.

Minger, haven't heard that one lately :lol:

 

[sportive cupid]

What's a minger?

 

[Misanthrope]

What's a minger?

Find a mirror.

 

[sportive cupid]

But you haven't seen any of my selfies Mis..
I think you might be fibbing.

 

[Misanthrope]

But you haven't seen any of my selfies Mis..
I think you might be fibbing.

I wish I could unsee them

 

[sportive cupid]

That's the trouble with Selfies.

It's what I tried to tell K Rudd but he wouldn't listen.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

What about Belgians, Germans, Poles, and Colombians?

Yes.

 

[Helmet Man]

Always complicates stuff, and rarely for the better in my experience. I've gone down that road with three exes and it worsened the friendship to the point of never speaking again with one of them.

Good luck, brave soldier!

Yeah man that's exactly how it feels like. Its complicated things to an extreme height. She hasn't mentioned what the kiss meant and neither have i. Don't know how to describe the situation. Looks like things are going to be f**ked from here on in.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Well, only one option left bro

 

[God-King Dean]

Dilemma. Found out my new girl poops.

Do I kill her?

I don't know why you'd possibly want to ask me on matters of girls pooping....

But since you are; after sex makes sure you watch were you sit, & make sure your pants are clean before getting on public transport....

 

[MsAnneThrope]

I once dated a guy who was really into me having the door open while I grunted out a growler. He'd sit there and watch me lovingly as I grunted my way through birthing a healthy bog baby. It was tremendously romantic.

Then Frederick got married and stopped calling

 

[Misanthrope]

I once dated a guy who was really into me having the door open while I grunted out a growler. He'd sit there and watch me lovingly as I grunted my way through birthing a healthy bog baby. It was tremendously romantic.

Then Frederick got married and stopped calling

:lol:

 

[Frederick]

I once dated a guy who was really into me having the door open while I grunted out a growler. He'd sit there and watch me lovingly as I grunted my way through birthing a healthy bog baby. It was tremendously romantic.

Then Frederick got married and stopped calling

Sorry babes. I'll always remember you and your fondness for cabbage and sweet corn

 

[Dutch Rudder]

I once dated a guy who was really into me having the door open while I grunted out a growler. He'd sit there and watch me lovingly as I grunted my way through birthing a healthy bog baby. It was tremendously romantic.

Then Frederick got married and stopped calling

Hawt.:hg:

 

[MsAnneThrope]

Sorry babes. I'll always remember you and your fondness for cabbage and sweet corn

I'm glad you can acknowledge us now. I'll stop leaving dead animals on your doorstep, k?

 

[Frederick]

I'm glad you can acknowledge us now. I'll stop leaving dead animals on your doorstep, k?

Ah so that was you? I assumed it was our Chinese neighbours leaving us authentic Chinese ingredients