Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Misanthrope]

Ah so that was you? I assumed it was our Chinese neighbours leaving us authentic Chinese ingredients

That would depend on the kind of animal. If it's dog, it's likely the Koreans. If it's cat, it's probably the Vietnamese.

The Chinese eat some weird shit, but pets aren't often one of them.

 

[Misanthrope]

Date with Polish girl 2.0 on Thursday. Do I take her to fancy French place, semi-formal Italian place, or very casual Korean place?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Tell her you are eating a small meal at Dinner but you will make her a big breakfast in bed the following morning.

 

[Dani]

Boring dude wants a second date. And I said yes. Yay for settling...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Boring dude wants a second date. And I said yes. Yay for settling...

Well... On the positive side, only one more date to go before you'll be able to bone.

The three date rule still applies, doesn't it?

I'm a bit out of touch.

 

[Dani]

He's really shy. Don't know if he'll put out...

 

[umina panther]

Go out for drinks and see if that helps

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

He's a male.

If you put it on him, he will not say no.

Unless he's secretly gay.

 

[madunit]

He's really shy. Don't know if he'll put out...

that's perfect for you, it means he'll do whatever you want.

he's constantly under your thumb for life.

I've got some concreting to do, when can you send him round.

I'll give you alcohol.

 

[madunit]

Date with Polish girl 2.0 on Thursday. Do I take her to fancy French place, semi-formal Italian place, or very casual Korean place?

Never go French. Italian ftw

French restaurants says "I'm a knob with no knowledge about food whatsoever and am only interested in you filming me having a pull"

Italian is all about passion, load up on carbs and red wine then bone all night.

 

[Dani]

Go out for drinks and see if that helps

He wants me to go watch him race his car...

 

[Drew-Sta]

Boring dude wants a second date. And I said yes. Yay for settling...

He's really shy. Don't know if he'll put out...

This could be a hidden positive. Most boring, shy guys are usually good guys; in time, you'll find the more interesting parts of his personality and the relationship might flourish and be a long burn rather than a dance-club style 'big sounds' with 'big issues'. If you follow my drift

 

[Twizzle]

He's really shy. Don't know if he'll put out...

so I assume if he pulls out he doesn't believe in condoms

 

[Dani]

I know. I'm being a judgemental bitch. But I'm very very shy and it was really hard to even keep the conversation going.

Which is why I gave him a second chance. Hopefully he can come out of his shell a bit at the track where he's most comfortable.

 

[Dani]

so I assume if he pulls out he doesn't believe in condoms

Don't worry dad, I'm on the pill.

 

[Twizzle]

good to hear my dear

 

[beave]

Never go French. Italian ftw

French restaurants says "I'm a knob with no knowledge about food whatsoever and am only interested in you filming me having a pull"

Italian is all about passion, load up on carbs and red wine then bone all night.

The french reputation as well, i mean who wants to eat food associated with a weak, surrender monkey, turncoat bunch of pussys ever.

Italians on the other hand, now there's an upstanding and loyal mob.......

 

[Drew-Sta]

I know. I'm being a judgemental bitch. But I'm very very shy and it was really hard to even keep the conversation going.

Which is why I gave him a second chance. Hopefully he can come out of his shell a bit at the track where he's most comfortable.

Niot judgemental; an observation isn't judgemental

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Don't worry dad, I'm on the pill.

The Pill doesn't protect you from STDs.

If it's not on, it's not on.

 

[beave]

Ah the 1980's government commercial catch cries

'Bag the f@$' was always a confusing one to my NQ brethren.....