Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Different kind of Rabbit]

The french reputation as well, i mean who wants to eat food associated with a weak, surrender monkey, turncoat bunch of pussys ever.

Italians on the other hand, now there's an upstanding and loyal mob.......

Ever heard any of the accounts of the Aussies after they fought in El Alamein in WW2?

Apparently the Italians were more worried about their hair than actually fighting. When the fight started, they gave up in droves. Their were so many Italian POWs that the Aussies would not have been able to handle them if the Italians just didn't take themselves off to be processed. Many walked to the processing stations unsupervised. They could have run if they liked but they were happy to surrender.

 

[beave]

They were as bad as each other if not the iti's a bit worse.

 

[Dani]

The Pill doesn't protect you from STDs.

If it's not on, it's not on.

I've probably got them all anyway.

 

[madunit]

Lets be serious though, Mussolini's interest in war was half hearted, he just hoped he backed the right horse. The Italians were never really interested in War, their entire campaign was filled with weak willed battles.

Maybe it was their way of Bringing the NAZI's down, by pretending to be one of their Allies.

 

[Drew-Sta]

The Costa Concordia disaster appears to have been caused by the captain failing to turn in time.

Strange that. The Italians turned very quickly in World War II.

My Grandad made his fortune during World War II
He sold reverse lights for Italian tanks

 

[madunit]

For sale:
French war rifle, perfect condition.
Never fired a bullet.
Only been dropped once.

 

[beave]

Lets be serious though, Mussolini's interest in war was half hearted, he just hoped he backed the right horse. The Italians were never really interested in War, their entire campaign was filled with weak willed battles.

Maybe it was their way of Bringing the NAZI's down, by pretending to be one of their Allies.

So a bit like Carl Webb??

Rock up with a weird haircut,talk it up for months in training, come into it off the bench and deliver a half assed effort basically sabotaging your teams efforts.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

The only saving grace for the Iti's was that they gave up on a fight they were never really interested in on foreign soil. The French ran the Nazi flag up at home when that home was the prize. That's the ultimate in surrender.

 

[beave]

*double

 

[madunit]

So a bit like Carl Webb??

Rock up with a weird haircut,come into it off the bench and deliver a half assed effort basically sabotaging your teams efforts.

More like Adam Blair.

Rock up promising to be a dominant force.

Then twaddle out and play with the heart and stamina of a 40 year old down pillow thats lost 90% of its filling.

 

[gUt]

I have a query. Right now outside my office window there are several lovelies lying around topless sunbathing or in g strings. I am of course perving at them. If I was to take several pictures, is that any worse than just looking and drooling and boasting about it?

 

[madunit]

The only saving grace for the Iti's was that they gave up on a fight they were never really interested in on foreign soil. The French ran the Nazi flag up at home when that home was the prize. That's the ultimate in surrender.

It was very close between the time in which the first German soldier set foot in France and the French waived the white flag.

Historians have got it down to a few ten thousandths of a second I believe.

 

[madunit]

I have a query. Right now outside my office window there are several lovelies lying around topless sunbathing or in g strings. I am of course perving at them. If I was to take several pictures, is that any worse than just looking and drooling and boasting about it?

In order to answer this question correctly, we would need to have you take the photos and post them here and then we can decide based on the reactions of others.

 

[Misanthrope]

Tell her you are eating a small meal at Dinner but you will make her a big breakfast in bed the following morning.

I don't want to have to cook her breakfast. That's her job. I guess I could order McDonalds delivery...

Boring dude wants a second date. And I said yes. Yay for settling...

Well, yay that he liked you enough for a second date, right?

Never go French. Italian ftw

French restaurants says "I'm a knob with no knowledge about food whatsoever and am only interested in you filming me having a pull"

Italian is all about passion, load up on carbs and red wine then bone all night.

I'd usually agree, but this French restaurant is amazing. I'll make a reservation at both, and let her choose.

He wants me to go watch him race his car...

Wow. Worst. Date. Ever.

 

[Drew-Sta]

For sale:
French war rifle, perfect condition.
Never fired a bullet.
Only been dropped once.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Drew-Sta]

I have a query. Right now outside my office window there are several lovelies lying around topless sunbathing or in g strings. I am of course perving at them. If I was to take several pictures, is that any worse than just looking and drooling and boasting about it?

Technically its the filming of voyeuristic porn, which is an invasion of privacy. Technically.

 

[Misanthrope]

But we won't tell if you don't.

 

[Dani]

Well, yay that he liked you enough for a second date, right?


Wow. Worst. Date. Ever.

I'm pretty likable!

And yes. Yes it is.

 

[soc123_au]

....

 

[afinalsin666]

Technically its the filming of voyeuristic porn, which is an invasion of privacy. Technically.

He's not filming them, he's filming the general area. There is no privacy in a public place. If you are in public, you waive the right to privacy.

Plus i think indecent exposure is a criminal offence. So he's just gathering "evidence" to prepare for the police.