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[madunit]

Hello Oneye

 

[Moffo]

chute

 

[Danger]

Dear Madunit.

How come their was a spider in my office, and why did i kill it?

And does that make me a murderer.

 

[madunit]

Your spider was looking for water.
You killed it as you feared it might attack you.
Legally, it doesn't make you a murderer, however, in the eyes of greenies, you are a savage murderer and should be decapitated at once.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

DIE SUTHO

*is a greenie*

 

[Danger]

Dear Madunit

How do avoid being decapitated by a greenie if they are after my blood???

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

:x :x :x

i suggest you tell me where the other spider murderers are.

 

[Danger]

I heard there is quite a large population of spider murderers on the cocos keeling islands, you may want to try there.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Dear Madunit,

where the f**k is said 'cocos keeling islands'?

 

[Hallatia]

Dear Madunit,

if you are heavily intoxicated, is your vomit flammable?

 

[Timmah]

:|.

 

[Hallatia]

I need to know, I do not drink but the topic came up earlier today, and I do not believe that the people I asked had any idea what they were talking about, even with the dilated food, say one was drinking spirits, the alcohol content of that is really high and alcohol is very flammable

 

[Dani]

There's only one way to find out...

 

[Mixmasterreece]

Madunit:

Is it considered cheating if you don't snuggle afterwards?

 

[Dani]

Madunit, if snuggling is the best part, am i doing it wrong?

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit

How do avoid being decapitated by a greenie if they are after my blood???

Don't fart or bathe anymore.

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,

where the f**k is said 'cocos keeling islands'?

just south of the tiny malaysian island Tinyfarkingislandinthemiddleofdafuarkinoceania

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,

if you are heavily intoxicated, is your vomit flammable?

No.

idiot.

 

[madunit]

Madunit:

Is it considered cheating if you don't snuggle afterwards?

It's only considered cheating if you father the child

 

[madunit]

Madunit, if snuggling is the best part, am i doing it wrong?

its not the best part, so you must be doing everything else right.

I'd be more than happy to do some research personally, but i'm a taken unit.