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[madunit]

Locky, Its plain obvious that you don't understand one simple rule of this entire forum.

When person A asks madunit a question and madunit answers it, then there is nothing left to debate.

madunit works in black and white. Grey matter is for indecisive arseholes, and thus does not exist in unitland.

Unitland is where LU is located. When you post here, you are in unitland. grey matter non-existo.

so to break it down further for you.

you ask question
madunit answers question
you say thank you
we all move on.

 

[Hallatia]

I apologise for my stupidity and thankyou Madunit
by the way your answerring has been very efficient, cheers for that

which console could I do without? ps3 or Wii?

I have both, but my brother is insiting that he should take one (and he is overseas)

 

[morri (cWo)]

its in your hand.

wanker.

i dont get it... im looking to exersize this muscle so i can further pleasure my gf

 

[God-King Dean]

So many things I want to say right now...

 

[madunit]

I apologise for my stupidity and thankyou Madunit
by the way your answerring has been very efficient, cheers for that

which console could I do without? ps3 or Wii?

I have both, but my brother is insiting that he should take one (and he is overseas)

from all accounts, i've heard ps3 is sh*ttee!

that rhymes and thus i demand applause.

 

[madunit]

i dont get it... im looking to exersize this muscle so i can further pleasure my gf

unfortunately for you, the only way you can pleasure your girlfriend is by headbutting her in the groin.

join the dots

 

[Eelementary]

Hey, unit - when will Australian comedy finally be worth watching and funny again? Because after sh*t like "The Wedge", I fear we've put a bullet into the back of Australian comedy's head, and I fear it shan't recover...

 

[Dani]

Madunit, why do boys hate me?

 

[Hutty1986]

Madunit, why do girls hate me?

 

[God-King Dean]

Madunit, why am I getting The Roots tomorrow night ?

 

[Bazal]

maybe blood is flammable

Blood is not flammable, it has a percentage of water and solute that is far too high for that. For your blood to be flammable after drinking alcohol, you would have to have a blood alcohol level equivalent to the alcohol percentage of OP Rum. Given that you die from a blood alcohol level well below 1%, and are legally drunk at just 0.05%, that is somewhere around 45 times the fatal dose of alcohol (at a guess). So no, blood cannot be flammable after drinking alcohol. And as others have said, alcohol is readily and quickly absorbed into your system because of its chemical properties, and even though your vomit will contain alcohol (because when you vomit, your body is purging itself of excess amounts of a dangerous substance, the same as if you were to swallow, say, Hydrogen Peroxide), because of the concentration of water, proteins (enzymes and the like), anions and cations (from the Hydrochloric Acid in your digestive tract), much of that alcohol has been turned into other chemicals and/or diluted with water and solutes.

 

[RABK]

Madunit, why do girls hate me?

Well, I've never had any trouble with the girls. But that's because I'm good looking I suppose.

 

[Johns Magic]

Madunit, why do boys hate me?

Well, I've never had any trouble with the girls. But that's because I'm good looking I suppose

 

[Dani]

Oh, i'm well aware that i'm not attractive, boys.

 

[Hutty1986]

Well, I've never had any trouble with the girls. But that's because I'm good looking I suppose.

You're as ugly as a hat full of assholes

 

[RABK]

You're as ugly as a hat full of assholes

That's pretty damn sexy.

 

[Hutty1986]

That's pretty damn sexy.

Sexy Time!

 

[RABK]

Bringing it back...

 

[Johns Magic]

You sexy thang...

 

[Timmah]

Blood is not flammable, it has a percentage of water and solute that is far too high for that. For your blood to be flammable after drinking alcohol, you would have to have a blood alcohol level equivalent to the alcohol percentage of OP Rum. Given that you die from a blood alcohol level well below 1%, and are legally drunk at just 0.05%, that is somewhere around 45 times the fatal dose of alcohol (at a guess). So no, blood cannot be flammable after drinking alcohol. And as others have said, alcohol is readily and quickly absorbed into your system because of its chemical properties, and even though your vomit will contain alcohol (because when you vomit, your body is purging itself of excess amounts of a dangerous substance, the same as if you were to swallow, say, Hydrogen Peroxide), because of the concentration of water, proteins (enzymes and the like), anions and cations (from the Hydrochloric Acid in your digestive tract), much of that alcohol has been turned into other chemicals and/or diluted with water and solutes.

*Watches as that entire paragraph goes straight over lockyjr's head* :sarcasm: