Ask madunit

[madunit]

classic thread nominee imo

 

[Twizzle]

Dear Madunit,

Why ??


Faithfully Yours

Twizzle

Super Moderator and all round nice guy

 

[UndertakerMike]

Dear Madunit,

Why in't it already a classic thread??


regards
UM

 

[Eelementary]

Is Cricket 07 worth getting?

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,

Why ??


Faithfully Yours

Twizzle

Super Moderator and all round nice guy

because it has my name in the title and i started the thread

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,

Why in't it already a classic thread??


regards
UM

Dilmah and Twizzle have been too busy so far to move it to the classic threads forum

 

[madunit]

Is Cricket 07 worth getting?

from what i've heard, its not too bad, but could be a hell of a lot better

 

[dio]

are you an imposter or are you madunit?

 

[[furrycat]]

Dilmah and Twizzle have been too busy so far to move it to the classic threads forum

I could move it.

But its not classic yet

:crazy:

 

[Eelementary]

from what i've heard, its not too bad, but could be a hell of a lot better

Thanks a lot, buddy - you were right!

 

[madunit]

are you an imposter or are you madunit?

i am madunit imitating dio

 

[madunit]

Thanks a lot, buddy - you were right!

i know I'm right, I always am.

 

[madunit]

I could move it.

But its not classic yet

:crazy:

its redifined classic, have a read through it, there are some top calls from unit in here

 

[Eelementary]

I move to vote unit as PM.

 

[Dani]

Dearest Unit.

When will i, will i be famous?

Love always,
Froggie.

 

[sportive cupid]

Dear Madunit,
Why is Ron's box full?

 

[madunit]

Dearest Unit.

When will i, will i be famous?

Love always,
Froggie.

Dearest froggie,
you already are, just by being noticed by madunit, as well as getting a nickname from unit.

Your more famous than nearly everyone else here

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,
Why is Ron's box full?

its full of PM's from people saying "Are you really Ian Thorpe"

 

[madunit]

Some classicQ&A

Should I Change Jobs?

Well seriously Earl, you have to ask yourself, "What do I wanna do with my life, career wise?"
If your answer is "work at a pizza place" then no, don't change jobs.

You need to decide what you want to do with your life now and act upon it now. The longer you leave it the harder it will be to get where you wanna be.

Why are clowns scary

Not everyone considers clowns scary. A fair amount of psychoanalysis is recquired to determine the true nature of the fear of clowns. Most cases is because of a horrific experience (ie- a horror movie, stories, being raped by a clown, etc.)

Dear Madunit,

I have heard that you need lubrication for anal sex

My girlfriend says that I can just wham it in there

However, I don't want to hurt her

What should I do?

Women know what they want, just wham it in there.

Why could'nt she just give me head?

Because you don't have a penis

madunit what am i going to get for my birthday 2morro???

Well if you hook up with a Wagga Wagga boy, I dare say you'll get a visit to the VD clinic. You may also get pissed, seeing as how you become legal and all.

hey madunit,...................HOWZAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

Not Out, going down leg.

Madunit, why am I turned on by Asians?

Because you're a light switch in Asia.

madunit, why do i feel the urge to hunt down joshua and beat his face off

Its called sanity, everyone wants to do that.
It's due to Joshua's persona. He comes across as if he thinks he's funny and cool, but he's about as funny as a proctologist with a degree in ventroliquism

I'll post more gems later

 

[Hallatia]

Dear Madunit,

I am a fan of the band NOFX ans this has been plaguing me for some time. Is it wrong for me to sing the words to Murder the Government and Kill All the White Man? What plagues me more so is it is it wrong for me to expose such songs to young children? the reason I ask this, is my mother told me off when she heard her 6 year old Daughter reciting the song aloud, in earshot of people