Why does it seem to be Alts who are most keen to point the finger at other alts?
Clone wars?
SBD, It all depends on how you see them manifesting themselves.
I'd be guessing that Albert, or Stevo, or whoever walks in with the car keys is the leader . . . or puppeteer.
He opens the special sock drawer, bobs down behind the lounge and starts a sock puppet discussion on something vaguely involving the roosters. Or France.
They'd have voodoo doll-esque miniatures of all us protagonists. Probs a few pairs of them no-show socks. One defs for me, because apparently I'm a racist homophobe degenerate.
There would be a furious sock duck pecking session, followed by a quick LU visit to "like" each other's posts. Then a quick Uber eats from macca's, followed by the nightly replay of the 2018 GF.
A quick flog, then off to bed.
So, I reckon it's sock wars, not clone wars. Or, being the gracious folk we are . . . we can compromise and call it either
slone wars, or
cock wars. Whatever one you think sounds apt. EDIT: The mods lent me 2 asterixes, sorry boys.