Dragons chase Jarryd Hayne

[2010]

I've been told that Hayne has already penned a 4 year contract at the dragons

Wishfull thinking. He won't be coming here. Maybe his days in the NRL are coming to an end.

 

[Ascalon]

Offence allegedly occurred on 30 September. Alleged victim has injuries, there appears to be some telecommunications evidence and he hasn’t hit the dock? The cynic in me thinks there might be more to this story....

 

[Brutalitops]

Well now I think everyone agrees we wait and see if a charge is laid. Nothing until then, unless the club has info the public didn't.

 

[Warabrook saint]

I've been told that Hayne has already penned a 4 year contract at the dragons

He'll only be remembered as Parramatta

 

[Warabrook saint]

Actually I hear he's signed on as the Eels Human Relations Advisor for the next 10 years. Should be enough to keep them as perennial spooners (pun intended) for years to come.

Spooners alright

 

[KiamaSaint]

I've been told that Hayne has already penned a 4 year contract at the dragons

Relax chiefy1, Jarryd will only command $200k/year now, Parra can now re-sign him.

 

[chiefy1]

Hey mate, dont often get to chat with parra fans. I've always wondered, whats it like to win a wooden spoon? How does it feel?
I just cannot imagine that feeling, you know, being a dragons fan and all.

Have you seen our new stadium - shits on Kogarah Oval. And just remember the merged team has only ever won 1 comp. That's all you have in the record books

 

[KiamaSaint]

Have you seen our new stadium - shits on Kogarah Oval.

"your", haha.

 

[TruSaint]

Well now I think everyone agrees we wait and see if a charge is laid. Nothing until then, unless the club has info the public didn't.

Indeed, there is the presumption of innocence.

My issue is that Hayne has now 2 very serious legal matters at hand. One here and one in the US. Granted, no charges have been laid in the local matter, but surely it will take its toll on him mentally.

 

[slippery5]

Remember Brett Stewart anyone ?? Surely he isn't that stupid is he ? quick to judge without knowing facts.
As a former " screw" in a sex offenders gaol I have a personal hate towards these people, but really.
Just saying.

 

[Pro Dragons]

If we sell the club, unload the whole forward pack, sack Mary, pay Melbourne millions to let Bellamy coach the Dragons and have James Packer offer Billy Slater half of his casinos, just maybe we could get him to play one last year as the Dragons fullback. See easily fixed.

 

[Crush]

Have you seen our new stadium - shits on Kogarah Oval. And just remember the merged team has only ever won 1 comp. That's all you have in the record books

Last wooden spoon for dragons 1938 (3rd and final wooden spoon)
Last wooden spoon for parra 2018 (14th wooden spoon)
Last premiership for dragons 2010.
Last premiership for eels 1986.
Have a great night.

 

[ebbedfred]

Have you seen our new stadium - shits on Kogarah Oval. And just remember the merged team has only ever won 1 comp. That's all you have in the record books

Parra have 0 NRL titles though?

 

[Old Kogarah Boy 1]

Dearly Beloved,

I hold grave fears that the 'Hayne' thread may very well overtake the 'Sack McGregor' thread!

That would be sacrilege bordering on treason as a Dragons fan.

For the sake of this forum and everything we stand for, l urge all members to post with immediate effect, in the Sack McGregor thread.

Yours sincerely,
The Reverend OKB.

PS - All donations to the Old Kogarah Boy Retirement Appeal are greatly appreciated.

Please donate now to GoFundOKB-1800.

 

[TruSaint]

Last wooden spoon for dragons 1938 (3rd and final wooden spoon)
Last wooden spoon for parra 2018 (14th wooden spoon)
Last premiership for dragons 2010.
Last premiership for eels 1986.
Have a great night.

Ouch

 

[ouryears]

Last wooden spoon for dragons 1938 (3rd and final wooden spoon)
Last wooden spoon for parra 2018 (14th wooden spoon)
Last premiership for dragons 2010.
Last premiership for eels 1986.
Have a great night.

Crush, well done mate
You crushed him into oblivion
For Eels fans, must be great having triple the wooden spoons than premierships
Your porch light is as bright as ever, poor buggers

 

[ouryears]

Have you seen our new stadium - shits on Kogarah Oval. And just remember the merged team has only ever won 1 comp. That's all you have in the record books

Your new stadium is in parramatta though, right?
Ha ha ha ha
Hot hell hole of a place in summer
And nothings-ville in winter
Like Crush said, 14 wooden spoons
Now please tell us, why the love for winning nothing but motherless last?
I guess it’s part of the genetics in being losers!

 

[The calm one]

I feel calmer now

You will benefit from calmness. Think positive my son, no Jarrad, Mary has hair. Such thoughts are so relaxing

 

[blacksafake]

Last wooden spoon for dragons 1938 (3rd and final wooden spoon)
Last wooden spoon for parra 2018 (14th wooden spoon)
Last premiership for dragons 2010.
Last premiership for eels 1986.
Have a great night.

3rd Round TKO

 

[redandwhite4evr]

Crush, well done mate
You crushed him into oblivion
For Eels fans, must be great having triple the wooden spoons than premierships
Your porch light is as bright as ever, poor buggers

A forensically delivered put-down Crush- a veritable dagger to the heart- my congratulations