Dude, who are those other options though? I can see everything you're saying about Sheens. If it's Sheens vs Smith in a doomsday scenario though, I go for Sheens because he's got less public baggage and, would help us a bit more on the player market (where I think we need to be shopping like its 1983). And I love Smith because, you're right, I was scarred by the eighties.
But if we rule out Smith and Sheens (in the doomsday scenario), who? Daniel Anderson? Tony Smith? Or is there an assistant somewhere? Or do we tap up Maguire? Or what?
It gets worse because I think that all of the players on the market in 2013 are pretty crap too, except for one that I personally wouldn't touch and who'd be forty two or whatever at the end of his whole-of-salary-cap five year contract.
Homes I hope I am over reacting.