Mate, everyone needs to relax, it's just footy.
I know I have it good, (touch wood) when my biggest concern in life is my team will recieve a second spoon. If that's my biggest complaint, than f**k me, I'm blessed.
Lately, people been commenting about me wearing an eels jumper. Go f**k yourselfs, merkins. You think I'm going to be ashamed or embarrassed to wear my colours, because we are losing. It's only f**king footy.
I got mouths to feed, mortgages to pay and work I need to worry about.
Go the f**king eels.