Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Bulldog Force]

Top 3.
1. Union episode.
2. Monorail episode.
3. Maggie being born episode.

Monorail and Union are #4 and 5 respectively in mine too. Damn... makes me wish our city kept our monorail

 

[afinalsin666]

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[Horrie Is God]

The Homer they fall..
Homer's enemy (Frank Grimes ep)..
Last Exit To Springfield..

 

[Apey]

Homer at the bat is the only one I can think of off the top of my head that would be in my top 3.

Krusty gets Kancelled used to be a favourite as well.

 

[dogslife]

Behold the rarest of the rare. The mythological two headed hound. Born with only one head!

Ooh and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.

 

[Apey]

And in a way, you're both winners. But in a more accurate way, Barney is the winner.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

we need more bort license plates

 

[Dragon2010]

"I work hard for the money, so hard for the money".

 

[BDR]

22 Short Films About Springfield is my favourite episode

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"i only brought a dime, i didn't know they would be pornography"

 

[Zoidberg]

Agreed Nuclear Physics 101 is a top Ep.
Cape Feare - Sideshow Bob is out of prison and the Simpsons get a new identity (the Sampsons) so he can't find them. They move onto a house boat.
Deep space Homer - Homer goes into space
Hurricane Neddy - after a hurricane sweeps through Springfield and destroys nothing but Ned Flanders home, Ned snaps and checks himself into a mental institute. We find out why he is how he is.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"stop praying to that stork!!"

 

[DB]

Monorail, Baseball and Prohibition episodes spring to mind for me.... they are my favourite

 

[AlwaysGreen]

'Oh my eye, I'm not meant to get jigs in it'.

 

[HowHigh]

When they go into witness protection and take on the surname Thompson..
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[Apey]

 

[Storm13]

Homer: Marge, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of used grease?
Homer: (mockingly) No, through savings and wise investments! Of course with grease.

 

[HowHigh]

I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees he's literally stewing in his own juices

 

[BDR]

Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think, Lowenstein, Lowenstein…

 

[DB]

Ze goggles, they do nothing