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Greatest movie quotes

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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf**kin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 

The Dodger

First Grade
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"hurrrry up and buy!!!!"

asian grocery store clerk in "dont be a menace in south central while drinking juice in the hood"

what was even funnier was the sound when they were walking in to the tune of a door bell saying "niiggerrs"
 
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Frank Costello: You do well in school?
Young Colin: Yeah
Frank Costello: Good. So did I. They call that a paradox

Fitzy: I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it.
Frank Costello: The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A f**kING BLOWJOB!
[Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his cap]
Frank Costello: Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!

Frank Costello: Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.
Gwen: Are you sure it's me? Not all that talk about whiffing and crawling up asses?
Frank Costello: Watch your f**kin' mouth!
Gwen: No, you watch it. Let me straighten you out.

Frank Costello: Maybe because it's always been so easy for me to get merkin, that I never understood jacking off in a theater.

The funny guy scene made that movie...

no
 

The Colonel

Immortal
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"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
- CARL SPACKLER


“Still, in all, every night we does the tell so that we 'member who we was and where we came from. But most of all we 'members the man who finded us, him that came the salvage, and we lights the city not just for him but for all of 'em that are still out there, 'cause we knows there'll come a night when they sees the distant light and they'll be comin home.”

“I find I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.”


Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"
- JACK TORRANCE

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
- PRIVATE JOKER
 

Eelementary

Post Whore
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Quotes from my favourite movie of all, "American History X".


Derek Vinyard: One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?


Murray: What are you doing Derek? This is your family.
Derek Vinyard: Right, my family. My family so you know what? I don't give two sh*ts about you or anybody else or what you think. You're not a part of it and you never will be.
Murray: That has nothing to do with it!
Derek Vinyard: Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some f**kin' kike tries to f**k my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray, f**kin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will f**kin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, n****r-loving, hippie bullsh*t. f**k you! f**k you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, f**kin' Kabbalah reading motherf**ker. Get the f**k out of my house.



Derek Vinyard: We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?


[Inside prison laundry]
Lamont: I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.


Not all are "good" quotes. But powerful.
 

Eelementary

Post Whore
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[Derek is leaving prison]
Lamont: 'Sup, man? You getting outta here? Well, c'mon man! What the f**k you waiting on?
Derek Vinyard: Yeah, you know, I got this funny feeling.
Lamont: Oh yeah? What's that?
Derek Vinyard: I'm thinking the only reason I'm getting outta here in one piece is you.
Lamont: C'mon man! Get the f**k outta here, man! You think I'm gonna put my neck on the line for some crazy-ass peckerwood?
Derek Vinyard: Yeah, right. Stupid.
[a moment of silence passes and Lamont looks away]
Derek Vinyard: That's what I thought. I owe you, man.
Lamont: Man, you owe me sh*t, a'ight?
Derek Vinyard: Yes, I do.
[Derek offers his hand and Lamont takes it]
Derek Vinyard: You'll be outta here in no time.
Lamont: C'mon man, it's a piece of cake, a'ight? You just take it easy on the brothers, a'ight? The *brothers*!
 

Godz Illa

Coach
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Tonearm is your entire movie collection derived from what you've seen on MTV Cribs? Scarface, Goodfellas, Godfather, Departed... sounds like Jigga's house. Any Cristal in the fridge?
 

HevyDevy

Coach
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One of my favourite scenes:

Beatrix: You know, five years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible
things that could never happen, you performing a coup de grâce on me
by bustin' a cap in my crown would've been right at the top of the list. I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I?

Bill: I-I'm sorry. Was that a question? Of impossible things
that could never happen - yes, in this instance, you would've been wrong. When you never came back, I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else, had killed you. Oh! And for the record, letting somebody think somebody
they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months and in the third month of mourning you I tracked you down. I wasn't tryin' to track you down. I was tryin' to track down
the f**king assholes I thought killed you. So I find you ... and what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married
to some f**king jerk. And you're pregnant. I overreacted.

Beatrix: You overreacted? Is that your explanation?

Bill: I didn't say I was gonna explain myself. I said I was gonna tell you the truth. But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. I'm a killer, I'm a murdering bastard. You know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them. Was my reaction really that surprising?

Beatrix: Yes. It was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But I never thought you would,
or could, do that to me.

Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo but you thought wrong.

Beatrix: You and I have unfinished business.

Bill: Baby... you ain't kiddin'.
 
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dedicated to the sheep f**ker who still wears wu wear boxers and watches MTV

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
Marcus Brody: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?

Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!
Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up sh*t Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said: I guess you're really up sh*t Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood: Christ, Jake. Take it easy man.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: Oh sh*t!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood: Jesus Christ!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: sh*t!
 
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The Dodger

First Grade
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from beverly hills cop (an all time favourite)


when checking into a hotel in beverly hills;

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No n****rs Allowed in There!"

in the restaurant asking to speak to the bad guy;

[Axel pretends to be a male hustler]
Axel Foley: Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.


after the first two cops get relieved and the second two are now following axel;

Axel Foley: What? Y'all the second team?
Detective McCabe: We're the first team.
Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
 

The Dodger

First Grade
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quotes from friday (another all time favourite)

Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherf**ker too.


Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage

Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.


Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Deebo: What's up, Stanley?
[No response]
Deebo: Well, f**k you, then, punk.

Smokey: Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head
 
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is ghostbusters 2 on the "jay-z list?" ... since i don't watch garbage like MTV cribs i wouldn't know so forgive me if this has made jigga's top 25

Janosz: He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

Janosz: Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.

Peter Venkman: [to Dana] Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling... ”Carpathian Kitten Loss" He misses his kitty! Well we'll just place one in here right by the castle
[Peter grabs a brush and moves towards the Vigo painting]
Janosz: [Trying to stop Peter] Don't go 'round altering valuable art Dr. Venkman... go... yes, I think; go... the joyfulness is over!
Dana: [to Janosz] He's kidding.
Peter Venkman: Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal!

Janosz: [passing by an assistant working at a desk] Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlmFpdp4gM

haha janosz is great but this is easily the best

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=xDd_7SKIjGE

"how is the a-b-by? wooooooooooo"
"he's sleeping"
"oh but i woo"

LOL

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwOuNX0X-Q

"so why are you came?"
 
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JoeD

First Grade
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[FONT=Verdana,arial]Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his c**k?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now f**k off and die, you f**ked up s l a g.
[/FONT]
 

God-King Dean

Immortal
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:lol: I loved that scene.

Anna: Why is everything about sex with you ?

Larry: BECAUSE I'M A f**kING CAVEMAN !
 

JoeD

First Grade
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Another great line, I went into that movie thinking I would hate it and it turned into one of my favourite movies.
 
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Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy.

Leonardo: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Righteous!
Donatello: Bossanova!
Michaelangelo: "Bossanova?"
Donatello: *Chevy* Nova?

Leonardo
: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: [puase] COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

HAHAHAHA ... "i made a funny" has to be top 10 quotes of all time
 

elyod138

Bench
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"You're a f**king ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
 
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