StGeorge Illawarra could write about their comp last year, and that would be the end of the book, around 2 pages. Probably a good thing as there is no one in the club who could write a longer passage.
In terms of the Eels, none of their supporters would read an Eels book anyway, as anything beyond the back pages of the Telegraph is considered akin to reading Shakespeare. In any case, even if they did, they would be throwing it away once they read how they came last in their first 3 years across all 3 grades.
In terms of the Bears, it would say "We won in 1921, then again in 1922, the glory years. Then sometime later we got the arse. End'
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