johns_reds
First Grade
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Cop sees a kid sitting on a park bench and says: "Hey kid, you want a ride home? I'll take you to your mum."
Kid: "But I don't want to go to my mum's house. She beats me."
Cop: "Okay, I'll take you to your Dad's house."
Kid: "I don't want to go there either, he beats me too."
Cop: "Okay where, do you want to go then."
Kid: "I want to go live with the South Sydney Rabbitohs, they don't beat anybody."
Kid: "But I don't want to go to my mum's house. She beats me."
Cop: "Okay, I'll take you to your Dad's house."
Kid: "I don't want to go there either, he beats me too."
Cop: "Okay where, do you want to go then."
Kid: "I want to go live with the South Sydney Rabbitohs, they don't beat anybody."