I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Eelogical]

Im calling it a moral victory .... winners!

Our tail have been the most consistent performers in this series. The top order are a bunch of salada's.

 

[Noise]

 

[strider]

I bet mitch is an afl guy

 

[strider]

Toffs!

 

[Eelogical]

I'd love to be a test cricketer, preferably a batsman (#3). I'd get to stand in the slips while fielding, dig some boogers out of my nose when the ball came my way and use them to legally roughen up one side of the ball. When I'm batting, I can score 9 off 35 then sit in the stands and feel comfortable while the tail score all the runs after they've collectively bowled 200 overs. Only problem is having to jog to the fence some times and sign a few autographs while I'm there in the field.

 

[84 Baby]

I'd love to be a test cricketer, preferably a batsman (#3). I'd get to stand in the slips while fielding, dig some boogers out of my nose when the ball came my way and use them to legally roughen up one side of the ball. When I'm batting, I can score 9 off 35 then sit in the stands and feel comfortable while the tail score all the runs after they've collectively bowled 200 overs. Only problem is having to jog to the fence some times and sign a few autographs while I'm there in the field.

Why limit yourself to #3? With those sort of efforts you’d have your pick of any top 5 spots. And if you wanted to roll your arm over needlessly for a couple of overs you could take up a useless all rounder #6 possie

 

[Bazal]

I'd love to be a test cricketer, preferably a batsman (#3). I'd get to stand in the slips while fielding, dig some boogers out of my nose when the ball came my way and use them to legally roughen up one side of the ball. When I'm batting, I can score 9 off 35 then sit in the stands and feel comfortable while the tail score all the runs after they've collectively bowled 200 overs. Only problem is having to jog to the fence some times and sign a few autographs while I'm there in the field.

Apart from the autographs, that's just grade cricket.

 

[84 Baby]

Our current best 11 is:

1. Justin Langer - doubly because then he wouldn’t be a selector.
2. David Warner - dickheadedness and all.
3. Ricky Ponting - he knows everything apparently.
4. Steve Smith - as long as he doesn’t cry.
5. Allan Border - would at least show some fight.
6. Ellyse Perry - way way better than Darsh.
7. Alyssa Healy - better than Mr Nice Guy.
8. Cuminsanity
9. Starc
10. GOAT
11. Hazlewood

 

[84 Baby]

Anyway here’s hoping Mavsanity and Icesanity can put aside their differences and form a good partnership

 

[Eelementary]

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And yet Mitchell is sure to be in the Australian side until he's 60...

Ffs...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Anyway here’s hoping Mavsanity and Icesanity can put aside their differences and form a good partnership

Which one is which?

 

[Bazal]

Which one is which?

Mavsanity=Maverick
Icesanity=Iceman

 

[84 Baby]

Which one is which?

Mav is the short one who just got his ass chewed out and Ice is the uptight tool with awesome hair

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mavsanity=Maverick
Icesanity=Iceman

FFS!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mav is the short one who just got his ass chewed out and Ice is the uptight tool with awesome hair

Well that's cleared that up.

 

[84 Baby]

I thought it was fairly self explanatory. WTF match are you watching? The one with Ryan Philippe?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I thought it was fairly self explanatory. WTF match are you watching? The one with Ryan Philippe?

Yes. He's Iceman? And Silk or Henriques was Maverick?

 

[Bazal]

Yes. He's Iceman? And Silk or Henriques was Maverick?

I think Sarfraz Ahmed is Maverick.

And Alpha-Faf is Iceman?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Hang on, Phillipe looks like a bit of a shortarse. Not sure what his hair is like.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think Sarfraz Ahmed is Maverick.

And Alpha-Faf is Iceman?

I'm happy to go with that.