30 Year Sharkie said:
yada yada yada get to the frikkin DUCK!!
wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk
wak waakk waaakkk
Well, well, well
Ive been a Sharks duck for like 2 years now. Ever since that Frenzied piece put me onto them.
Trouble is while I gotta do my thing in the front row of the Windemere Anglican Girls School 16 stone 7 lbs team I don't get to many games at Oh What A Feeling Park. I'm a hooker you know.
Besides the flight is long and that swamp plays havoc with my tailfeathers wwaaaakkkkkkk
They get so matted I'm like a double dagged Kiwi centrefold - yeah that's right BBBAAAAAAAAA
I met a boy duck called Daffy. WOO HOO WOO HOO WOOOOOOO HOOO
I went to Peking but I escaped.
I even tried had a stint as a flying duck wall ornament in Mt Druitt but it made me feel flat.
Well gotta go, some mob called Harpic is after me for some sort of sponsorship arrangment
Shake ya tailfeathers Sharkies and don't forget to duck.