If NRL teams were a woman..............
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial but now dating younger men has become somewhat controversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle Macpherson. Past her best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.
Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameson porno star. Cops a pounding in the ass on lots of occasions and comes back for more
Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same father in charge for nearly its entire existence. But still inbred
Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won anything.
Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially good at the back.
Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.
Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors
