Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well that's a relief.

 

[Noise]

Mick was a week out he said. Hayne however has signed and will be announced Tuesday.

Your belief in Mick can’t be questioned

 

[Avenger]

So who's playing Hooker?

Mahoney.

 

[lingard]

What the f**k would we employ him to do after he finishes with football? He's as dumb as a post.

I think it's really funny how people equate intelligence to articulation.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Your belief in Mick can’t be questioned

My mate Rick reckons Hayne's will sign as soon as the 3am bonding sessions are done. He's not into that rubbish.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And to think people doubted his loyalty. Now he's signing on for minimum wage!

 

[Stagger eel]

Mahoney.

If and only if Hayne takes spot 29 than Mahoney must take spot 30 .....and that’s providing we can’t get rid of any other merkin

 

[hindy111]

My mate Rick reckons Hayne's will sign as soon as the 3am bonding sessions are done. He's not into that rubbish.

Ricks a twit.

Mick knows people

 

[Chipmunk]

Mahoney.

He isn't even in the squad.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mick was a week out he said. Hayne however has signed and will be announced Tuesday.

Mick's a dick.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mick's a dick.

No Rick's a dick!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think it's really funny how people equate intelligence to articulation.

Are you a mindreader?

I don't believe that he is stupid because he is inarticulate. I believe he is stupid because he has done a lot of stupid things.

 

[Gary Gutful]

No Rick's a dick!

They are both dicks.

Not like my mate Nick. His suggestions are usually spot on.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They are both dicks.

Not like my mate Nick. His suggestions are usually spot on.

Nick is sick!

 

[Bandwagon]

I really find it difficult to believe that the club wants Hayne to sign and doesn't ( didn't ) have 500k earmarked to sign him.

One of those things simply cannot be true, unless perhaps the decision was made some time ago he wasn't wanted, and now that has changed.

And that would contradict all the noise coming from both parties through out the season.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

According to Hayne's Tweet that was posted here last night, we have never made him an offer

That would likely be because we have not agreed to terms with him.

 

[Gronk]

He isn't even in the squad.

You keep saying that (mostly as a criticism it seems), however Mahoney's situation has been clarified many times.

 

[Twizzle]

One of those things simply cannot be true, unless perhaps the decision was made some time ago he wasn't wanted, and now that has changed.

it could be true if their plans to unload either Jenko or French to finance it

 

[hindy111]

Mick's a dick.

Just got off the phone to Mick....Boy he had some interesting things to say.
Expect 2 guys to be moved on within the next 2 weeks. One is a bit of a suprise.

 

[Twizzle]

Mick sounds like the Mole