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Josh Dugan is a f*ckwit

adamkungl

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Seems like a legit defence to me.

I expect the charges to be dropped & an apology from the entire Australian Police Force.

And a knighthood. Not the symbolic bullshit kind, like old-school. He gets a sword and armour and squire and his pick of the ladies.
 

Raider_69

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And a knighthood. Not the symbolic bullshit kind, like old-school. He gets a sword and armour and squire and his pick of the ladies.

Also in his honour they should replace the term "duke" to "dugan" in all royal titles

Sif Prince William wouldnt prefer to be The Dugan Of Cambridge, rather than the Duke... i mean how many f**king all-star games has this Duke fella played? None. He's probably only a marginally better fullback than Hayne
 

Mr Saab

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It will be funny when Dugan leaves the raiders in the next few yrs. Skeepe will have to be put in a padded cell.
 

Raider_69

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You might have to wait a little while for that Saab.
The Dugan of Australia is on the verge of signing another deal with the raiders 2 or 3 years, which will keep him in green until the end of 2014 or 2015
Lattest reports say it will be finalised before the kick off.
 

kurt faulk

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Having had a lot to do with both f**king fast cars and heavy mining equipment I can honestly say that braking distance is more dependent on the following than outright speed:
- The equipment you have to pull you up in time (stock shitty brakes versus something from the HSV, FPV or Brembo stables)
- The type of rubber you are using
- The weather conditions at the time
- The rolling resistance of the surface you are braking on
- The type of brake pad in use (long life cheapos, high po expensive or highest po f**king expensive but non working at lower temperatures)
- The weight of the object you are trying to bring to a halt
- How many times you have stamped on the brakes immediately prior to the "hard" application (fade etc)

Sharko, just because you keep hearing it in an advertisement by some self appointed crash expert does not make it true, if I were to take you for a spin in my twin turbo'd car and jam the brakes on as hard as I could at any given speed in optimal conditions it would be enough to jolt the absolute shit out of you and possibly throw you through the windscreen / into the dash if you were not wearing a seat belt.
It took me less than 2 seconds to go from 130 to 0 before I had the brakes bled and freshened up a week ago , I would test it beyond that but neck injuries suck balls.

On Carney - dickhead.
Reflexes on the football field do not translate to the ability to drive a car like a pro.

let's see. 130 km/h equates to 36 m/sec.

so using the law of averages, from the moment you put your foot on the brake it took 36m for the car to stop. you know how far that is? if someone ran out in front of your car 18m ahead of you it would mean you would hit them in one second at a speed of 65 km/h. that translates to death of a pedistrian.

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Raider_69

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Anyone who gets in the way of The Dugan deserves death.

hard to argue with that

That being said, i find it hard to believe that a recipant of the DOA (Dugan of Australia) would not be capable of swerving even the fattest man on the biggest loser, even if the tubby prick jumped out 1 metre infront of him when he was doing 130kmph.

Thats why the DOA is this countries highest acheivement, it is only given to those of supreme, some might say, super human abilities.
 

kurt faulk

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It's a valid point, but pedestrians should probably not run in front of cars doing 130

i don't think pedistrians ever run out in front of any car intentionally. usually it is just a lack of awareness. that's why it's up to drivers to be aware. i'm sorry but 105km/h in a 60 zone doesn't give the driver a chance if something unexpected happens in front of him.

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Silent Knight

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I don't like the thread title. What if Josh Dugan came onto LU and saw the heading "Josh Dugan is a f*ckwit"?

He would roundhouse kick the LU website off the Internet. It should be rebranded...

Josh Dugan is The Dugan (puts on sunglasses YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH)
 

adamkungl

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Thats why the DOA is this countries highest acheivement, it is only given to those of supreme, some might say, super human abilities.

Unlike the relatively common title of 'Prime Minister' or 'Rugby League Immortal', I can't see anyone else receiving a DOA in the near future/ever.
 

Valheru

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The jokes being made and the apparent indifference to this incident by some members baffles me.

He was excessively speeding whilst disqualified from driving and he should be condemned for that. He shouldn’t be allowed to drive for a minimum of 3 years.
 

Raider_69

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I see an international sitcom/crime drama/romance hit in the works.

rom-com-action-drama-porno
a new genre!

he'd fall in love with a fish out of water, then someone would kid nap her, he'd solve the crime, kill every bastard and then nail her on the final scene.


actually that probably just falls under documentary.
 

adamkungl

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rom-com-action-drama-porno
a new genre!

he'd fall in love with a fish out of water, then someone would kid nap her, he'd solve the crime, kill every bastard and then nail her on the final scene.


actually that probably just falls under documentary.

Nah...because you forgot to add that he did all that at half-time, then scored the match winner.
 

adamkungl

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The jokes being made and the apparent indifference to this incident by some members baffles me.

He was excessively speeding whilst disqualified from driving and he should be condemned for that. He shouldn’t be allowed to drive for a minimum of 3 years.

Yeah. But we all know that already. taking the piss is far more interesting than getting our serious face on and saying speeding is bad bla bla bla.
 

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