Kiwi's World Cup Squad

[Titanic]

and loving it... sorry about that, chief

 

[Jesbass]

Oh no! He heard! Kumuls are always angriest after eavesdropping on trash talking Kiwis!

...or so I've heard...

 

[rayroxon]

Nothing to be sorry about. And besides when does Mr Angry apologise about being angry? It's not very...angry is it?

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

marks to come later tonight

 

[Titanic]

Nothing to be sorry about. And besides when does Mr Angry apologise about being angry? It's not very...angry is it?

angry love

 

[Jesbass]

angry love

Is that similar to tough love?

 

[rayroxon]

angry love

I so want to swap teams right now. It sounds like it would be quite a steamy locker room over there.

We should all go on an end of season camping trip. The love making would be angry and in tents.

 

[Titanic]

steamy and slippery... we all run around unable to see for the warm and heavy condensation and then bump into each other and then fall down and then have a big giggle and then talk about the first things that pop up.

 

[Jesbass]

Titanic, I'm impressed. You've managed to do the impossible: out-innuendo a Kiwis F7s thread! Are you sure you're not an undercover New Zealander?

 

[Jesbass]

With limited numbers in our injury-ravaged ranks, the lineup for Round 2 will be:

Starters:
[furrycat]
Jesbass (c) ;-)
rayroxon

Bench:
byrne_rovelli_fan82 (super sub "Dean Widders" style)
dragon_psa (preparing his nuptials) :shock:

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

The strangess of this thread...from the whacky world that is...our lovely Warriors/kiwi twosome..JJ and Rayray...

 

[Jesbass]

Lol, I know. We're all mad. Speaking of mad...I miss the unit! *sobs*

 

[Jesbass]

Alrighty, the team list is up. We're ready for the haka when you are, oh furry one!

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Ideas, ideas..

I got two!

One I've called: 'Not so innocent' and I'm taking it from the view that women in the case of getting involved with footy players can no longer be viewed as the innocent party. Though I'm aware it may come across as being gender racist and probably a senstive topic if I include a couple of cases of recent times.

The second one is likely to be about the strength of the Australian Kangaroos. A look into why they are a strong team, is it because they have the talent pool or because there isn't enough rep football in the league year to allow that talent to be spread out, to trutly test the honesty of thier team. (it's a little hard to explain).

 

[Pistol]

Alrighty, the team list is up. We're ready for the haka when you are, oh furry one!

you might want to tell him next time he does the haka he'll be playing the Kumuls. I noticed he said during the haka in the Irish game, something like squatting towards the Aussies

*jogs in late for the one man Haka*

Furry steps out and starts meowing furiously at the Aussies. He squats and buries right in the middle of the field. Realising everyone is watching him, he prepares to lead the haka.

Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Kapo! HI!

Furry: Kapa O Pango kia whakawhenua au i ahau!
Team: Hi aue ii!
Furry: Ko Aotearoa e ngunguru nei!
Team: Au, au, aue ha!
Furry: Ko Kapa O Pango e ngunguru nei!
Team: Au, au, aue ha!
Furry (slaps Jesbass' back): I ahaha!
Team: Ka tu te ihiihi! Ka tu te wanawana! Ki runga ki te rangi e tu iho nei, tu iho nei ihi!
Furry: Ponga ra!
Team: Kapa O Pango, aue hi!
Furry: Ponga ra!
Team: Kapa O Pango, aue hi! *perform throat slitting motion* HA...
!

 

[Jesbass]

Those were just psychological tactics, Pete. I wonder if it was enough to throw your team off their game? :lol:

 

[Black Kitty]

Those were just psychological tactics, Pete. I wonder if it was enough to throw your team off their game? :lol:

Never Jesbass :lol:
We'd need a game to be off it :sarcasm:
(just kidding, don't linch me guys! Your the best, better than the best!)

 

[Jesbass]

Well done, team! A victory over a quality side, but our assignment only gets tougher this week.

Fire up!

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Well done on the win fellas

 

[Jesbass]

Guys, with this weekend being Labour Weekend in NZ, I'll be out of town at full time. Even so, I'll be keeping an eye on things, but if you can get your articles written and ready as early in the week as possible, that'll make my task a lot easier. :thumn