Thanks Mr Red
I believe it might have gone like this:
Mary is conducting his end of season review interview with Merrin:
Mary
Well Trent you have made a great contribution this year and as always, we are happy with your work. I am going to heavily rely on you in 2015. I?ll need you to show the rest of the forwards a thing or two. We need to lift our game up-front so that our magical backs can do their thing.
Trent
Thanks Paul. I am glad that you feel that way. I have been trying to work out how to tell you that I want an upgrade and extension of my contract. My manager has fielded a few offers at about 150k above my current salary.
Mary
Yes Trent I can understand your situation. And believe me, I think your worth it but as you know, I have just taken over and found it is a big mess. Could you just be a bit patient with me and I will try to sort it out for 2016.
Trent
Ok Paul, I understand. Can you give me a signed MOU, guaranteeing me a pay rise of 150k, on a four year deal, commencing 2016, with an extra 150k to be paid in 2019 (for the upgrade I miss out on next year). And can you get back to me ASAP as I don't want to miss these other offers if you can't do this.
Mary
Oh! Gosh! Y Y You know I have to speak with the two Peters about this and then they have to get approval from the Board and and and well, you, you, you know we have to find room within the cap and Oh, Gosh, that means letting go some of our other players stil under contract and ......
Trent
Paul, could you tell them all that I want an answer by the end of September and if that can't be done, I will be requesting a release.
Mary
But Trent! You haven't given me enough time, what about by 1 November?
Trent
Look Paul, I have to go. We are going surfing this afternoon. Sally's waiting for me so I?ve got a go. I need an answer by the end of September. I'll be looking forward to hearing some good news from you soon.
To be continued ...............