Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Did the African man eat the lobster in bed or did you watch him eat the lobster whilst you were in bed?

I was on my beanbag you f**kn rabbit

 

[hindy111]

I've just bought a 1000. Thanks LeBron!

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[strider]

Lego Mincers is fast becoming one of my favourite shows.

lego is cool ... but the tears were a bit much

 

[84 Baby]

lego is cool ... but the tears were a bit much

Poor Brickman cries every time. I don’t know why they make him say who loses when he clearly doesn’t enjoy it.

 

[Eelogical]

I just checked our household stock. We're down to our last 24 pack of dunny paper since March last year. Time to go to Aldi's again.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Search function gone for good or it's just the latest malicious cyber attack?

 

[Twizzle]

Search function gone for good or it's just the latest malicious cyber attack?

temporary till we get sorted

 

[Gary Gutful]

Search function gone for good or it's just the latest malicious cyber attack?

What are you trying to search?

 

[parra pete]

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the bloke replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Urgh the filthy merkin!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Ping @hindy111

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Doxed!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

So....clothers dryer won't start.....slight humming sound if I try......I'm thinking Start/Run capacitor shat itself?

 

[Eelogical]

So....clothers dryer won't start.....slight humming sound if I try......I'm thinking Start/Run capacitor shat itself?

Kick her in the guts, Barry.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Kick her in the guts, Barry.

Too high up. Sits on top of the washing machine.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Yeh, that's sort of the problem. I might see what happens if I immerse it in the bath.

 

[Eelogical]

Too high up. Sits on top of the washing machine.

 

[Incorrect]

So....clothers dryer won't start.....slight humming sound if I try......I'm thinking Start/Run capacitor shat itself?

Sun will rise tomorrow... use it!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Sun will rise tomorrow... use it!

Oh I only use the thing to finish off the clothes in winter....but when the fog doesn't lift here til midday the temperature sits below 3 degrees and doesn't get a lot of drying done before it starts to get cold again.