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Old people really give me the shits these days.
Sure they're old and we have to be nice to them, but I expect it to work both ways. How many times has an old person bumped into you and given you a filthy like it's YOUR fault and not their?
Or when you're late and you're trying to get on the bus, but some old geriatric in front of you is blocking the path to the bus because she's talking to Mavis and has that stupid little wheely thing sticking behind her?
Or when you're a school kid on the bus and they have seats but they still loudly moan to anyone within earshot how these school kids take up all the seats and how they're so rude and they hit people with bags and so on.
I ripped one old lady hardcore once. She got on and because I was in uniform she demanded I vacate my seat to her. I said no. She demanded it again and said because she was a paying customer and she was old, it was her god-given right to have my seat. I wasn't in the mood for any old-people crap so as she was carrying on like only old people know how, I have given her my biggest death stare, reached into my pocket, pulled out my bus ticket - you know, the one I'd paid for because I'd forgotten my Pass - threw it in her face and told her to f**k off.
The look on her face was priceless!
Some of you might think that was mean and disrespectful, but I couldn't care less. The old people are the ones who should know better.
Sure they're old and we have to be nice to them, but I expect it to work both ways. How many times has an old person bumped into you and given you a filthy like it's YOUR fault and not their?
Or when you're late and you're trying to get on the bus, but some old geriatric in front of you is blocking the path to the bus because she's talking to Mavis and has that stupid little wheely thing sticking behind her?
Or when you're a school kid on the bus and they have seats but they still loudly moan to anyone within earshot how these school kids take up all the seats and how they're so rude and they hit people with bags and so on.
I ripped one old lady hardcore once. She got on and because I was in uniform she demanded I vacate my seat to her. I said no. She demanded it again and said because she was a paying customer and she was old, it was her god-given right to have my seat. I wasn't in the mood for any old-people crap so as she was carrying on like only old people know how, I have given her my biggest death stare, reached into my pocket, pulled out my bus ticket - you know, the one I'd paid for because I'd forgotten my Pass - threw it in her face and told her to f**k off.
The look on her face was priceless!
Some of you might think that was mean and disrespectful, but I couldn't care less. The old people are the ones who should know better.