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im sure everyone has plenty. ill get things underway though.
bad drivers. especially merkins who dont check their blind spots and almost take you out everytime they change lanes and then theres merkins who dont quite see the point of using turn signals.
high beams. no point of ever having them on ever! all they do is make things harder for me! why is it that i can drive down the same road as you without mine on but you have to have yours on? i will kill your family!
truckers. these think they own the road dont they! i especially hate when im overtaking one at 110 up a hill and they change lanes right out on top of me because they want to overtake the truck in front of them going 70. so now i have to slam on my breaks and go 70 ks an hour in a 110 zone! WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT FOR ME TO GO PAST YOU SON OF A WHORE?!?!?! it wouldve only taken 2 seconds for me to go past.
people who eat with their mouths open. i can see and hear their food. that makes me so angry. people need to learn some manners. all of my dickhead mates do this.
bicycle riders on the road. i dont have a problem with those glory thiefs using the raod but do they have to use the middle of my lane?! why would they even want to do that?! BLOODY SHOW OFFS! theyre just letting us know that they can! if i was a bicycle rider id get as close to the side of the road as possible. nothing more anoying than having to go onto the other side of the road to avoid a push bike.
people who dont flush after doing a piss. i dont want my piss interacting with your piss! something seems very wrong with that.
dance music of any kind. its not even music. what instruments do they use?... id rather listen to recordings of difficult childbirths.
fat girls that wear innapropriate clothing i.e; not enough of it. put your clothes back on, rosanne! nobody wants to see your rolls!
drunk people when i myself am not drunk. shut the hell up you drunken idiot.
people who leave doors, cabinets open after opening them. you can open it so whats so damn hard about closing it?! just do the exact opposite of what you did before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sister.
bad drivers. especially merkins who dont check their blind spots and almost take you out everytime they change lanes and then theres merkins who dont quite see the point of using turn signals.
high beams. no point of ever having them on ever! all they do is make things harder for me! why is it that i can drive down the same road as you without mine on but you have to have yours on? i will kill your family!
truckers. these think they own the road dont they! i especially hate when im overtaking one at 110 up a hill and they change lanes right out on top of me because they want to overtake the truck in front of them going 70. so now i have to slam on my breaks and go 70 ks an hour in a 110 zone! WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT FOR ME TO GO PAST YOU SON OF A WHORE?!?!?! it wouldve only taken 2 seconds for me to go past.
people who eat with their mouths open. i can see and hear their food. that makes me so angry. people need to learn some manners. all of my dickhead mates do this.
bicycle riders on the road. i dont have a problem with those glory thiefs using the raod but do they have to use the middle of my lane?! why would they even want to do that?! BLOODY SHOW OFFS! theyre just letting us know that they can! if i was a bicycle rider id get as close to the side of the road as possible. nothing more anoying than having to go onto the other side of the road to avoid a push bike.
people who dont flush after doing a piss. i dont want my piss interacting with your piss! something seems very wrong with that.
dance music of any kind. its not even music. what instruments do they use?... id rather listen to recordings of difficult childbirths.
fat girls that wear innapropriate clothing i.e; not enough of it. put your clothes back on, rosanne! nobody wants to see your rolls!
drunk people when i myself am not drunk. shut the hell up you drunken idiot.
people who leave doors, cabinets open after opening them. you can open it so whats so damn hard about closing it?! just do the exact opposite of what you did before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sister.
