Parramatta have sand in their vagina

[The Silverdale Phantom]

 

[WA Tiger]

Expecting another @macnaz meltdown any second now

He is a on power trip anything that is not rainbow and lollipops he chucks a tantrum and deletes people’s post when he finally loses his virginity he won’t be so up tight

I try and give constructive criticism and he throws he’s toys outta the cot because “TIGPIES ARE BESTEST CLUB EVA” even though the haven’t made the finals in nearly 10 years and have the worst administration in nrl history

Just some of the recent retention F ups

Fifita
Taupau
Addo Carr
Koroibete
Moses
Woods
Tedesco
Manly center
Marsters

I know not many people will see this post cause @macnaz will have he’s panties in a knot and will delete another constructive criticism post cause he can’t handle reality and deleting post finally makes him feel like a man for once

I thought for a second there you were showing us u have feelings ..only problem is you are confusing the words Constructive / Destructive and /Reality.....And I have to say - in your own words - this mornings posts were very Constructive and Reality...

 

[WA Tiger]

But please feel free to cart out the that list of names again when u feel the need ..I was impressed the first time...Also Here’s a clue when your next spoon is on its way ...4 magic words from Moses - again.....”We just didn’t click” It’s only a matter of time...

 

[chiefy1]

When was the last time the tigs made a final series ? Was John Howard still PM at the time lol ??? The fact is that not only is your club an absolute rabble.

 

[The unknown]

When was the last time the tigs made a final series ? Was John Howard still PM at the time lol ??? The fact is that not only is your club an absolute rabble.

When was the last time you posted in your own forum? f**k out of here you cock ape

 

[WA Tiger]

When was the last time the tigs made a final series ? Was John Howard still PM at the time lol ??? The fact is that not only is your club an absolute rabble.

Ah ..you gotta finish sentences Or is that what the voice says to you in your recurring nightmare- haha you guys are making my working day fly

 

[alexwilliams_66692007]

When was the last time the tigs made a final series ? Was John Howard still PM at the time lol ??? The fact is that not only is your club an absolute rabble.

Who was PM last time Parra won a premiership?

 

[Fordy20]

I wasn't even alive when Parra won their last premiership. I have however been alive for three of their wooden spoons.

 

[simmo05]

Who was PM last time Parra won a premiership?

Billy Hughes

 

[simmo05]

Ah that's right, they wernt around then

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Happy New Year, Parra trolls


Sivo to face court in Fiji charged with indecent annoyance

December 28, 2019 — 10.12pm

Parramatta winger Maika Sivo will appear in court in Fiji on Monday after being charged following an alleged incident at a hotel in Nadi.

The 26-year-old, in Fiji visiting family, was charged with indecent annoyance on Saturday, according to statement released by the NRL club.

"The club takes these incidents seriously and will be monitoring the situation closely," the statement said.

"As with any legal matter, it is important that we follow due process, and the club will review all information available regarding the alleged incident."

Parramatta have informed the NRL integrity unit.

Sivo, contracted to the Eels until the end of the 2021 season, debuted in round one this season and ended up the NRL's top try scorer with 22.

AAP
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/si...-with-indecent-annoyance-20191228-p53nd3.html

 

[The unknown]

Happy New Year, Parra trolls


Sivo to face court in Fiji charged with indecent annoyance

December 28, 2019 — 10.12pm

Parramatta winger Maika Sivo will appear in court in Fiji on Monday after being charged following an alleged incident at a hotel in Nadi.

The 26-year-old, in Fiji visiting family, was charged with indecent annoyance on Saturday, according to statement released by the NRL club.

"The club takes these incidents seriously and will be monitoring the situation closely," the statement said.

"As with any legal matter, it is important that we follow due process, and the club will review all information available regarding the alleged incident."

Parramatta have informed the NRL integrity unit.

Sivo, contracted to the Eels until the end of the 2021 season, debuted in round one this season and ended up the NRL's top try scorer with 22.

AAP
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/si...-with-indecent-annoyance-20191228-p53nd3.html

Spoonamatta is a breeding ground for thugs

 

[The Rosco]

Indecent annoyance, huh ?
Surely . . . surely rhyno and his muppet spoon collecting chiefy weefy mate qualify for that charge ?
The thing that gets me is . . . 3 spoons in 8 years, yet they still think they have the right to chirp !
And lastly . . . what is this wooden spoon thing, and how do we win one ?
Is it like the restaurant rating . . . the Michelin hat ?
Rockpool is a 3 Michelin hat restaurant . . . and pawwa is a 3 wooden spoon shitfight.

 

[The Charlatan]

When was the last time the tigs made a final series ? Was John Howard still PM at the time lol ??? The fact is that not only is your club an absolute rabble.

Says the guy who follows the club that won a spoon cheating the cap. Can't even cheat properly.

Still won more games in the last ten years than your sorry mob.

 

[Rhyno]

Says the guy who follows the club that won a spoon cheating the cap. Can't even cheat properly.

Still won more games in the last ten years than your sorry mob.

People always fail to mention we won the 2016 Auckland 9’s than unfairly had the trophy stripped

 

[The Rosco]

People always fail to mention we won the 2016 Auckland 9’s than unfairly had the trophy stripped

Hey rhyno.
Good to see you back in our forum.
I was looking at your stupid club emblem . . . especially the 19 47. Numbers often reveal more than what first appears.
Now, if you add the 1+9, you get 10.
and 4+7 = 11.
Keep up now, it gets a bit tricky here . . . . the 1 more than resembles the handle of , say, a wooden spoon.
And there are 3 of them.
There are 3 of them !!
Is 1947 the last time youse won a comp ? Ya wouldn't think you'd be putting that on your logo ? . . . .

 

[Das Hassler]

I'll pull you up on a small inaccuracy ....since '47 they've collected 14 of them. ...not 3....it's 3 in the lifetime of my middle aged dog or the warranty period on a new Peugeot.
The eels have collected so much wood the club is probably carbon nuetral till 2050

 

[Mr Angry]

the worst administration in nrl history

The Parramatta rugby league club has been placed in administration by the NSW Independent Liquor & Gaming Authority (ILGA).

The ILGA used its powers under the Registered Clubs Act to intervene and sack the board, appointing Max Donnelly of Ferrier Hodgson as administrator.

NSW deputy premier Troy Grant welcomed the decision saying Donnelly can now clean up the club.

“It is in the best interest of the club, the league and the fans of Parramatta Eels to draw a line under this saga and restore confidence in the club’s administration,” he said.

Parramatta’s problems began when systemic salary cap breaches worth $3 million, dating back to 2013, we discovered. The club was planning to fight some the sanctions imposed by the NRL, including a $1 million fine and loss of 12 competition points.

The club was found to have used false invoices and under-the-table payments in an attempt to get around the cap. The NSW Police fraud squad is also investigating the matter.

Sharp, deputy chair Tom Issa, director Peter Serrao, former CEO John Boulous and football manager Daniel Anderson were all banned from the game by the NRL.

LINK

Facts have never been your friend.

1986, such a sandy vag.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The eels seem to have serious player behaviour issues.

All we can do to help them is to send a squad over to break him out and bring him home.

Special forces dropping the rope over Suva remand centre.

All the eels are doing is sitting there referring to consular assistance. That’s all Sir Les Patterson drinking beers or kava.

These tinpot pacific democracies shit me, it’s time we cut government aid to them and exercised some good old Australian military power in the pacific.

Show these forsaken poisonous paradises who is boss of the theatre.

Park a sub offshore if we have to so they know we mean business.

I am sure the Samoans and Tongans, being pro-Australian and fast becoming besties,will let us refuel and allow training exercises.

We need to sort it lads, this is our region and they’d better remember it.

Fight for Freedom, no surrender.

 

[The Rosco]

I'll pull you up on a small inaccuracy ....since '47 they've collected 14 of them. ...not 3....it's 3 in the lifetime of my middle aged dog or the warranty period on a new Peugeot.
The eels have collected so much wood the club is probably carbon nuetral till 2050

Thanks for clearing that up Das.
14 ! That's a big number.
Fkk me !!! That's around 1 every 5 years. Some nice consistent work there, rhyno old chap. Solid effort.