Haha, I'll continue the story and I swear I'm not bullshitting here btw. So after limping the car off the road I ring the cops, they turn up about 10-15 minutes later and the cow had crawled off the road and was somehow still alive - the cop decides to put it out of its misery and fires a shot into its head - still alive. Empties his whole clip into the poor thing and its still not dead, calls another car out, same thing 2nd cop empties another clip of bullets into it and the fkn thing is still hanging on. 27 bullets I stopped counting at. Then they take off and just leave me, my wife and son who wasn't even a year old on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere at like 3am.
Imbeciles.