Petty things that give you the shits…

[roboshark]

Haha, I'll continue the story and I swear I'm not bullshitting here btw. So after limping the car off the road I ring the cops, they turn up about 10-15 minutes later and the cow had crawled off the road and was somehow still alive - the cop decides to put it out of its misery and fires a shot into its head - still alive. Empties his whole clip into the poor thing and its still not dead, calls another car out, same thing 2nd cop empties another clip of bullets into it and the fkn thing is still hanging on. 27 bullets I stopped counting at. Then they take off and just leave me, my wife and son who wasn't even a year old on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere at like 3am.

Imbeciles.

So it was a miss steak

 

[Cheese sandwich]

So it was a miss steak

A steak removed

 

[DJDL]

I was in such shock I just opened the door without thinking. And whack right in the head. Poor bloke just got hit by a car and rolled off onto the concrete

If he wasn’t already dead I’d be tempted to ask if you’re Leslie Nielsen.

 

[Quigs]

You know what I hate, I hate it when you forget your wifes pizza is cooking in the air fryer and you get involved in reading the Sharks LU forum. Nek minute you are interrupted by the beeping of the air fryer and the realization hits that her magesty's far can pizza is far can burnt to a cinder.

Honestly my intentions were all good and it is all your fault for leaving me so munch to read.

Annnnnd all these far can ads and how far can slow the bloody pages open.

Jan, I am not happy.

 

[Frenzy.]

In the NRLW the players never lose their shorts.

It's unacceptable.

 

[bad boy bubby]

In the NRLW the players never lose their shorts.

It's unacceptable.

My favourite post of the day haha

 

[roboshark]

In the NRLW the players never lose their shorts.

It's unacceptable.

 

[bluefox68]

Double movement?

 

[bad boy bubby]

Double movement?

I got a tingle of movement, not enough to go the double

 

[Frenzy.]

The shorts are intact though.

 

[Quigs]

I've got a petty thing that doesn't give me the shits, in fact I love it.

That is the mighty state of New South Wales when it introduces the greatest thing since slice bread and that is DAYLIGHT SAVING.

I absolutely love how after you southerners all move your clocks forward one hour how it then allows me to sit and watch/stream most of my favourite shows one hour earlier and then I can retire to my bed at an even better time.

I get to watch the S, B, arrhhh S world news at 5.30pm. Get to watch the 7.30 report at 6.30. and more.

It just doesn't get munch better than that. I love youse all.

 

[Quigs]

Re that young lady getting tackled over the side line, you can definitely see that her elbow is out and touching the grass.

As for the other body parts I reckon you could crack fleas on those.