Petty things that give you the shits…

[sladden road]

The

The Storms are making 2 metres per ruck with that. Yesterday's game was rife with it from the Storms.

Storms haha.
$5 tees at magic round ..I would have punched fletch in the dick if I saw him .

 

[Frenzy.]

Exactly.

Then there's the whole "time off while lining up for a conversation". But only if it's in the last 5 minutes of a game, and only if the scores are tight.
Otherwise, take your sweet time.

Lotsa rules seem different in last 5 minutes of play LOL

Also lotsa rules change based on field position. As if 2 point field goal kickers haven't had blockers FCOL!

 

[Frenzy.]

The

Storms haha.
$5 tees at magic round ..I would have punched fletch in the dick if I saw him .

Those flogs didn't even coin that. My earliest memory of anyone saying Storms is of Brandon Smith doing it while he was still there years ago. Plagiarising MJS cunks.

 

[Chimp]

Jacob Preston….. he’s a real goer, a cracking prospect…. But….

His over the top gestures and celebrations, the Penrith-style fake America gang handshakes and carry on, jumping on top of teammates as high as you can when they score…. I can just tell that he’ll call everyone ‘bro’ or ‘brah’….. He’s at almost Chad-like levels of tryhardery, trying to be part of the Westy yeah, nah, Cuz Bro Brah gang….

And get your f**king hair cut you monumental knob.

Actually, come to think of it, NRL player haircuts (and then the dickheads around the world copying them) is definitely something else to add to the list….. I’d lose my shit if a teammate of mine turned up with a mullet, a rats tail, or some of the other monstrosities we see…. Get your hair cut, short, nothing fancy, roll up your sleeves and work your knackers off…. Turn up with a shit stylish hair do and you get pinned down by the team and a blade zero all over, including eyebrows