Jacob Preston….. he’s a real goer, a cracking prospect…. But….
His over the top gestures and celebrations, the Penrith-style fake America gang handshakes and carry on, jumping on top of teammates as high as you can when they score…. I can just tell that he’ll call everyone ‘bro’ or ‘brah’….. He’s at almost Chad-like levels of tryhardery, trying to be part of the Westy yeah, nah, Cuz Bro Brah gang….
And get your f**king hair cut you monumental knob.
Actually, come to think of it, NRL player haircuts (and then the dickheads around the world copying them) is definitely something else to add to the list….. I’d lose my shit if a teammate of mine turned up with a mullet, a rats tail, or some of the other monstrosities we see…. Get your hair cut, short, nothing fancy, roll up your sleeves and work your knackers off…. Turn up with a shit stylish hair do and you get pinned down by the team and a blade zero all over, including eyebrows