No worries Steve.
I have to say that Australia has gone up one better thanthe John Walker story. In true tradition of 'Where's Wally', we've found our very own traitor to love an cherish...
His name is David Hicks, born in Adelaide. But he ain't some disillusioned young bloke fighting with the Taliban, we're talking about a dead set mercenary fighting for al-Qaeda.... never let it be said that the USA has a monopoly on good news stories.
The story broke two days back on the Australian national broadcaster, the ABC and it has taken a little while for the tabloids to get hold of it.
Here is today's front page of that gutter rag, The Daily Telegraph (Sydney):
Its says, 'Meet David Hicks. An ordinary Australian boy who became a TRAITOR.'
Its goes to report: 'Now a prisoner in Afgahanistan, the 26 year old turned on his country to fight with Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda terrorists. His story of betrayal starts page 2...'
The paper tries hard to make out he is a traitor but its not until well into the story that we discover that David Hicks is a mercenary and cannot be charged with treason.... but by then ofcourse, they've sold the paper, right?
He can, however, be charged under Australia's anti-incursion laws which forbid any Australian citizen from engaging independantly in armed conflict overseas.... aka 'soldeirs of fortune'.
Apparently, David Hicks was earlier fighting in Kosovo with the Kosovo Liberation Army. He ended up in Afghanstan well before September 11th.
The paper is obviously feeding off the WTC disaster and trying to link it on...thereby making a few more quid for the advertisers.