Redneck Redfaces

[POPEYE]

Did anyone see my article entitled 'Ref's must blow the whistle' in this morning's Tele. I used Player X as a
pseudonym. I'm sure it was me . . . damned dementure.

 

[POPEYE]

Great game of footy last night. None of that 'one team running away with it bullshit', or twenty tries against
non existent defence. The same Pommie ref that had a great game without help last year did it
again. Real League at its best. F**ked if I could count to more than four in any tackle after 'held'.
All was good.

Couple more years of Toyota Cup when the Kiwis realise there's life outside union Australia will need more
than players manufactured in Victoria to win games . . . they'll need a better coach. Speaking of which,
Kearney looked as though he expected to win a game. Must be a change for him.

Imo every player on the field looked to compete and the way they talked to each other after the game
indicated it could have gone either way.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Great game of footy last night. The ref blew the whistle more times than Popeye blew Bellamy. None of this one team running away with it stuff, which never really happens anyway. The pommie ref reminded me of a young Craig Bellamy so I missed the 2nd half as I had to run out and buy old mate Popeye a tub of vasoline.

Couple of more years of Toyota cup for NZ and Australia will need more than Queensland imported players playing in Vicoland They'll need a better coach: I suggest Craig Bellamy he's hung like a turnip.

IMO and me good mate Popeyes opinion every player played last night and talked to. Popeye went to bed with player X and had a great night.

Too easy again and again and again.

 

[POPEYE]

Great game of footy last night. The ref blew the whistle more times than Popeye blew Bellamy. None of this one team running away with it stuff, which never really happens anyway. The pommie ref reminded me of a young Craig Bellamy so I missed the 2nd half as I had to run out and buy old mate Popeye a tub of vasoline.

Couple of more years of Toyota cup for NZ and Australia will need more than Queensland imported players playing in Vicoland They'll need a better coach: I suggest Craig Bellamy he's hung like a turnip.

IMO and me good mate Popeyes opinion every player played last night and talked to. Popeye went to bed with player X and had a great night.

Too easy again and again and again.

Well, here's one redneck I needn't bother myself with any more. I can't get into trouble for doing this to him can I

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm on your side me ole turnip, me ole mate. It's me and you against the world, just like when we took on those redneck kissers back in the 70s.

Good times.

 

[POPEYE]

Now you flatter yourself. You haven't got what it takes to be a mate of mine. Afraid my other mates would
turn you away as they would the runt of a litter.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? How can we start over when the fighting never ends?

 

[POPEYE]

My missus took a couple of the grandsons down to get the Country players' autographs during the week and they
were surprised by a few things. How skinny Matt King is and how they thought the players would
be bigger than they are. Robbie Farrah spent hours signing autographs along with all the players but still he
got lambasted in this forum.

Not a favourite of mine but it seems now he's offside with Moron Matty he's going to get more of a working
over than he deserves. Think I preferred Dopey Daley . . . then again

 

[POPEYE]

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? How can we start over when the fighting never ends?

You must have me on Favourites judging by your response times. Come to think of it, I could use a companion
in this thread . . . stops me getting lonely and great for comparison. Welcome to you

 

[Silent Knight]

You must have me on Favourites judging by your response times. Come to think of it, I could use a companion
in this thread . . . stops me getting lonely and great for comparison. Welcome to you

How about me POPEYE? I like long walks on the beach and talking about feelings. Anyway let's get back to our serious league discussion, let me start...

It seems that Stephen Kearney isn't adding a lot of notches to his belt as an NRL coach after his departure from the Storm yabbie farm. You would have to question his capacity to convert turnips into yabbies like his master Bellamy because Chris Sandow will tell you the turnips aren't fully grown down in Wentworthville. Maybe Kearney just needs to get in the ear of Sandow and tell him to go down to the local pub and have a pissing on the wall contest with his old mates. Perhaps that would save Sandow from pissing in his pants every time he comes up against Bellamy's champions because he's already released it. An even better idea would be for Kearney to gather some well aged ingredients in Luke Burt, Nathan Hindmarsh and Reni Matua and make some good ol' fashioned piss soup. That would alleviate the red rash that appeared on Kearney's neck after the test match last night.

It would really be too easy.

 

[POPEYE]

Anyone's welcome to talk to me SN. All you've got to do is drop the forum cholesterol you produce. You can
block up the flow of sensible opinion all you like in the mainstream arteries but I will have to punish you if you try it here.

By all means, see the light and you'll be welcome with open arms. After all I'm not exactly flush with admirers and if I turn
you from the dark side I can die a happy man. Firstly, you've got to stop taking the lead from Darth (AG) . . . he's seriously losing it. Hate to see what's inside that robot.

All you've got to do is converse in a civil manner . . . not too late you know, you're only a pup

 

[Silent Knight]

It is too late for me, POPEYE. Emperor AG will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.

 

[POPEYE]

It is too late for me, POPEYE. Emperor AG will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.

You see what I mean. The day AG wins just one skirmish I will quit the battle. I offer you the chance to redeem
yourself but like a true cult follower that you are your family and I must suffer.

Where is Mike Willesee when you need him. There was a man who wouldn't stand by idly and watch a cult fester

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The war of the turnips will end when me and my mate Popeye say it's over.

As for mike willesee - now there was a redneck who could coach. 15 straight pissant cups if I recall correctly.

Too easy.

 

[POPEYE]

The war of the turnips will end when me and my mate Popeye say it's over.

As for mike willesee - now there was a redneck who could coach. 15 straight pissant cups if I recall correctly.

Too easy.

The war between you and I won't be over until you run out of ammo. As long as you crawl around the
battlefield picking up empty shell cases when full were used on you to throw at me I will continue to fight
the good fight . . . even though tears of laughter are my biggest enemy.

I've been trying you shake your main disciple from following your snail trail but the blood has run to his head . . . very hard to convert red heads from following one line of thinking

 

[POPEYE]

Got to go now . . . a dead cow and a carton of piss beckons

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Got to go now . . . a dead cow and a carton of piss beckons

Geez, pops, no one wants to know about your sex life.

 

[Jason Maher]

Seriously Pops, what exactly do you expect to achieve with your patronising claptrap?

 

[POPEYE]

Seriously Pops, what exactly do you expect to achieve with your patronising claptrap?

I'm not sure, any more than you do with your vitriolic garbage. Sorta makes us even doesn't it

 

[POPEYE]

U/20 SOO was an interesting game that deserved to be refereed by the best. The game needed more judicial
control to take better advantage of the concept. Nevertheless, it brought back memories of Qlders being serious
underdogs only to finish one dropped ball short of victory at the death.

The game's longevity will rely on it's intensity and there seemed to be plenty of that so maybe it will be a goal
for other than an NRL contract for aspirants. Like I said, needs full strength refereeing