Redneck Redfaces

[POPEYE]

Well at least your life is consistent...:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJGvmBiNiDY&feature=endscreen

Not sure I would like to be seen as a colourful void but if that's what you want break a leg

Oh, by the way, I never go to links. If you really want to piss me off keep using those little round orange things.
I can't stand people who smile or laugh after they say something

 

[firechild]

Despite DCE playing in a team that has won just 3 games, the Dally M leaderboard looks like this:

14 C Cronk (MEL)
11 B Slater (MEL)
10 P Wallace (BRI)
9 P Gallen (CRO)
8 J Thurston (NQL)
8 D Cherry-Evans (MAN)

Not bad for a dud. :roll:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Not sure I would like to be seen as a colourful void but if that's what you want break a leg

Oh, by the way, I never go to links. If you really want to piss me off keep using those little round orange things.
I can't stand people who smile or laugh after they say something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMwFgJ6WDU

 

[POPEYE]

Despite DCE playing in a team that has won just 3 games, the Dally M leaderboard looks like this:

14 C Cronk (MEL)
11 B Slater (MEL)
10 P Wallace (BRI)
9 P Gallen (CRO)
8 J Thurston (NQL)
8 D Cherry-Evans (MAN)

Not bad for a dud. :roll:

I'm not ever going to be convinced by any Dally M awards of a player's worth as long as points are awarded
so haphazardly. DCE has nowhere near the opposition in his own team as has Slater or Cronk. The same
can be said for so many players on any particular day the Dally M's to me have as little significance as immortals or jesus christ.

Again, there are no real duds in the NRL imo. Some more fortunate, some more talented but no duds

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I'm not ever going to be convinced by any Dally M awards of a player's worth as long as points are awarded
so haphazardly.

Yep. Sounds like a pissant cup to me!

 

[POPEYE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMwFgJ6WDU

You see, since I don't look at links you must be trying to impress the crowd. Know what they say about
men in flash cars

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

You see, since I don't look at links you must be trying to impress the crowd. Know what they say about
men in flash cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNqDFZm6qjM&feature=related

 

[POPEYE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNqDFZm6qjM&feature=related

Seems you don't need me so I'll sneak away for lunch and my afternoon nap. Enjoy

 

[gronkathon]

Seems you don't need me so I'll sneak away for lunch and my afternoon nap. Enjoy

Typical worthless pensioner

 

[firechild]

I'm not ever going to be convinced by any Dally M awards of a player's worth as long as points are awarded
so haphazardly. DCE has nowhere near the opposition in his own team as has Slater or Cronk. The same
can be said for so many players on any particular day the Dally M's to me have as little significance as immortals or jesus christ.

Again, there are no real duds in the NRL imo. Some more fortunate, some more talented but no duds

You're suggesting Lyon, Watmough, Foran, Williams and the Stewarts provide no competition for Dally M points? You're an idiot.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Seems you don't need me so I'll sneak away for lunch and my afternoon nap. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZaYgcdLV4&feature=related

 

[POPEYE]

You're suggesting Lyon, Watmough, Foran, Williams and the Stewarts provide no competition for Dally M points? You're an idiot.

They don't supply enough opposition as individuals every game. Watmough waits for a leap year and the rest take turns.
Glen Stewart is Manly's best player imo as is Smith for Melbourne imo. I digress. As a group your Manly men offer a lot
of competition for DCE but either through injury or poor form the others are never hot on his heels.

Melbourne haven't lost a game and have two eye catching players. Great for the media but not so good for Cronk or Slater
when one must have two points and the other three when they both deserve three and imo in most games Cronk, Slater and Smith deserve 3 each.

On the other hand, DCE could be the best player in the comp and he might be the reason his team doesn't get flogged,
only just beaten. In that case he will never get the points he deserves.

 

[POPEYE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZaYgcdLV4&feature=related

You're relying on naivity as the only game plan . . . could come back to bite where your balls once were.
How long before people realise you progressed from cholesterol to a clot. You think those on this forum
are dumb enough to lose interest in reading my posts when they have to climb over 200mm of bling.
Not to mention the contents of the links you have obviously garnished over many hours for this occasion.

I'm actually flattered that you think I require such an effort. I know that you want to be the Julia Gillard
of the rednecks but like her you will soon run out of options . . . believable ones anyway

 

[POPEYE]

Typical worthless pensioner

Are you here to just shake in the background or is there something you want to say

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The ballbearing bird,
The ballbearing bird,
Never been seen,
Never been heard,
But he's said to be known to be roaming around,
Because he scatters ballbearings all over the groooouuuund.

 

[POPEYE]

The ballbearing bird,
The ballbearing bird,
Never been seen,
Never been heard,
But he's said to be known to be roaming around,
Because he scatters ballbearings all over the groooouuuund.

Ah, you're back. Get some dutch courage from your mates eh.

Remember when you and I were mates in a previous life. You was a squirrel and I was a bear.
One day I asked you if when you had a shit did some of it stick to your fur . . . and you said yes.
From that day on I used you to wipe my arse

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bears and squirrels don't talk popodopolous. Have you been on the special spinach again?

 

[POPEYE]

Bears and squirrels don't talk popodopolous. Have you been on the special spinach again?

Readers here will realise you weren't meant to understand. They've seen you come knocking at my door
often enough only to see you go away scratching your head after I say 'who is it?'

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Readers here will realise you weren't meant to understand. They've seen you come knocking at my door
often enough only to see you go away scratching your head after I say 'who is it?'

What f**king door? The green door?

Green door what's that secret you're keeping?

Shakin Stevens, now there was a turnip eating redneck. Used to shave with a squirrel. Still a 100000000% more relevant or interesting than Wopeye.

 

[Silent Knight]

Ah, you're back. Get some dutch courage from your mates eh.

Remember when you and I were mates in a previous life. You was a squirrel and I was a bear.
One day I asked you if when you had a shit did some of it stick to your fur . . . and you said yes.
From that day on I used you to wipe my arse

If a bear sh*ts in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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