Redneck Redfaces

[POPEYE]

I'm sorry POPEYE I could never hope to be as coherant as you. But I Yam What I Yam What I Yam...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TRoMSG-5I

Who am I? I'M REDNECK!

Since you give up I'll go get my lunch. Tip for next time . . . bring better back up.

By the way, I never mind losing. You've only got to look at my kisser to see that.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pissants pissing on Popeye the yabbie hunter should be taken out the back and given the Bellamy treatment. If you can only speak google than you've got no chance in the pissant cup.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I wouldn't mind sending you away with your tail between your legs if I could at least get a coherant challenge.

 

[Silent Knight]

Since you give up I'll go get my lunch. Tip for next time . . . bring better back up.

By the way, I never mind losing. You've only got to look at my kisser to see that.

I don't need back up POPEYE! You're the only real pal I've got! By the way what are we having for lunch today? Any chance I can scab an arrowroot bizkit off you old man? Make sure you bring along the billy tea and marmalade on rye bread! You need sufficient roughage at your tender old age so don't forget the chokos!

 

[Nice Beaver]

Pissants pissing on Popeye the yabbie hunter should be taken out the back and given the Bellamy treatment. If you can only speak google than you've got no chance in the pissant cup.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I want all of you pissants out of mine and Popeyes thread. You young rednecks wouldn't last a minute in the yabbie pot. Come back to with your tail between your kisser and we'll exchange turnips - the Bellamy way.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I want all of you pissants out of mine and Popeyes thread. You young rednecks wouldn't last a minute in the yabbie pot. Come back to with your tail between your kisser and we'll exchange turnips - the Bellamy way.

We can't bust yabbies like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry to Refern. I needed a new heel for me shoe. So I decided to go to Homebush, which is what they called Redfern in those days.
So I tied a yabby to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost tuppence, and in those days, tuppence had pictures of Bellamy on 'em. Gimme five filing cabinets for a redneck, you'd say.

Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had a yabby tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get navy blue yabbies, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Roy masters seems like a decent bloke - a normal coloured neck, an abundant supply of turnips and yabbies and enough notcheson the pissant cup to stock Melbourne's trophy room. According to him the NRL can expect a big pay day when the next tv rights come along.

That's all well and good but what does it mean to the pissant cup? Bellamy has built a team of champions and Dr gallop seems intent on cutting him off at the knees and pissing all over his redneck. That's all ok but what about the turnips? Roy masters once rode a camel to Antarctica but did he do it for the right reasons?

Only time and piss will tell.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

That's all ok but what about the turnips?

 

[Silent Knight]

You really have to admit that the Storm are pioneers at promoting international league. Bellamy realises that the Australian yabbie pot isn't large enough to allow for an unlimited salary cap and the turnips can only be grappled so far. To add a few more notches to his invincible belt of coaching expertise Bellamy is taking his team of champions to the land of professional wrestling...the USA. Bellamy is the master of chicken winging rednecks so the question that needs to be asked is whether the team plane will make a brief stopover in Louisiana to deal with those pesky swamp people. It is just as well Greg Inglis has moved on because the rain is always p***ing on the wall in Louisiana and that would mean the team plane couldn't land. How that would impact on the turnips fueling the plane is anyone's guess.

 

[POPEYE]

:lol::lol::lol:

Crikey, I come back to find I've been invaded by phrase snatchers. The very ones I used to snare them in the
first place. What the f**k would you blokes do if I didn't supply the ammo . . . admittedly blanks of my own making but nevertheless. Too easy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Like the turnip said to the yabbie: too easy.

 

[POPEYE]

Like the turnip said to the yabbie: too easy.

No, like I always say to you

 

[AlwaysGreen]

No, like I always say to you

Shhhhh. I'd prefer you left our pillow talk to private.

PS: love your turnips big boy.

 

[POPEYE]

Shhhhh. I'd prefer you left our pillow talk to private.

PS: love your turnips big boy.

Hardly pillow talk when I leave you crying in every thread. Where's the rest of your sw Sydney street gang
. . . out of your comfort zone without backup

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hardly pillow talk when I leave you crying in every thread. Where's the rest of your sw Sydney street gang
. . . out of your comfort zone without backup

Haha, memories - remember the time we went yabbie potting up at Bellyaches place and you bet him 5 turnips that you couldn't drink his piss out of the pissant cup? Well you sure showed him.

The problem with souths is that they're a club without brown paper bags. Give them a few of those, a halfback, a hooker and a fullback and $7million a year and they'd have all the success of Melbourne. Without the rednecks anyway. Food for thought.

 

[POPEYE]

There's the answer. The Dogs are taking the Storm to Nth Queensland for their next game. Great idea.
Especially if the Dogs don't win a lot of games in the meantime. Their supporters are notorious non attenders
at home if they're losing.

Same could be done with the Roosters. They have more supporters in the bush than they do at home so a game
could be played in Mudgee against the Eels for instance, or Dragons. Nice drive for Sydney supporters.
Matter of fact all Rooster home games could be played in the country somewhere . . . better than playing to
no-one.

Better still, considering Country are favourites against City yet few games are played in the country, all
teams should be made to give up a home game to the bush.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The answer is here: let's take games to the bush, convert turnips to yabbies. A keg of piss and a few yarns is all that you need. Get the roosters to take their game to Mudgee Heights, the bulldogs can take all their home games to broken hill. Spread the game like a redneck spreads his seed.

 

[POPEYE]

The answer is here: let's take games to the bush, convert turnips to yabbies. A keg of piss and a few yarns is all that you need. Get the roosters to take their game to Mudgee Heights, the bulldogs can take all their home games to broken hill. Spread the game like a redneck spreads his seed.

Too easy . . . again

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Too easy . . . again

Geez ole mate we've got these rednecks by the turnips now. Too easy... again...again.