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POPEYE

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The cellar dwellars proved tonight that when both teams are devoid of an intelligent playmaker the
contest can be as good as that between the top teams. Even the officials got into the act by sharing
as many mistakes as possible. Exciting indeed.

On the other hand one brain dead team in Townsville against one with playmakers was hardly worth
the entrance fee, especially when the only attraction the Raiders have got wounded, again.
 

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Ricky vows to pick the best team possible . . . by reputation that is. Maybe he thinks naming Glen Stewart
will throw some sort of scare into the Q camp in retaliation for them not discounting Slater. To be a good
coach doesn't mean you have to be a Rhodes scholar but Stuart is neither. Far less of a gamble would be
to put Tamou in the second row, he's faster than Hoffman or Hindmarsh and it takes at least 2 to stop him,
and bring Woods into the team. Front rowers need no qualifications other than fitness.

Slater told not to risk it and why does he have to. The best fullback on the planet is not the best by a big
enough margin to let him run on one leg. Just as Gallen at prop, a position which Inglis could play for 60
minutes a game, would be unfair to Shark or Rabbitoh supporters, Melbourne don't want a broken Slater
for the rest of the season.

Bowen comes up trumps even if it was against a leaderless team. I forgot also that he was the best
fullback in the game when it comes to tactical kicking and it's an eye opener when as a spectator you
study how much Thurston uses him.
 

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The Herald says Hindy turned back the clock. We know it's not because he wants one last hurrah, even
if he deserves it no less than Civoniceva, but because he's sick of seeing his team run around like a
headless chook. There should be a remedial competition, just as there are remedial schools for
underdeveloped children, between Penrith, Canberra, Parramatta and Newcastle with a galvanised
spoon as the trophy. When any of these teams find someone with a footy brain they would then be
relegated to the real comp.

The Australian tells the story of Ryan Hoffman's reincarnation in England and by the way he has regained
what he had lost it may work. If a team can't find room under the cap for an established player that has
gone off the boil why not send him on a refresher course to England. That way he gets plenty of money,
another player can be blooded and you still get him back. Another Bellamy ploy?

The mind boggles when you think of other players in need of restoration but still wanted. Just had a
great idea . . . forget feeder clubs in Australia, teams could lend out of form players to pommie teams
on the proviso that as soon as they regain form they would be replaced by another out-of-former.
Then Q Cup teams could get on with the job of producing even more talent
 

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I doubt the video ref could have helped the Dogs against a full strength Melbourne but the win wasn't
as important as taking the game to the bush. CB deserved to win just for thumbing their nose at
bureaucracy and doing something that should be mandatory for all teams
 

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Have to laugh at some of the journos bemused that Stuart won't be going to Parramatta. He was
handed a season best team at the Roosters and over a few years coached it into obscurity. For him to
take a team from obscurity and turn it into the best defies all logic. There is only the bounce of the ball
between Q and NSW and anyone translating a win for either into good coaching is deluding themselves.

Great to see Barba do so well in front of his home crowd and the people in the bush deserve a lot more
than they are offered. Towns that have excellent facilities like Mudgee who hosted City/Country should
be allowed to apply for one game each year. The best 16 applications then allotted a game or drawn
through a lottery before season start. These venues not being utilised by the best League has to offer
leave themselves open to manipulation by other codes.

Bellamy didn't jump up and down much because he reckons everyone is affected by inconsistency and
imo there were a lot worse decisions this weekend. He was concerned more about the workload of his
Origin players and the type of teams faced during the period. Understandable but if he wasn't such a
great coach he wouldn't have those worries and the teams the Storm face at this time of the year
might not have been as predictably good at season start. Anyway, the Storm are the most adept of all
at handling shit happens.

Don't agree with sending the wrong message by dropping Uate but both the Morris boys should have
been in the team in the first place imo. Then again I don't reckon Jennings is anywhere near an Origin
player and neither is Barba, yet.

Hope Ricky took into account Williams was playing against a Roosters team that had won the week before
. . . hardly a good bet for a betting man. Suppose he couldn't be any bigger a risk than Dave Taylor and
it might prove interesting which of these Titanics avoid the iceberg.

Ken Arthurson, aptly described as the Godfather of Manly, says it would be a travesty to see Brett Stewart
leave. Any level headed League follower would agree with that and the sooner the ARLC make it possible
for clubs to receive cap concessions for those they foster from scratch as an NRL player the better.
 
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All it needed was one more try from the Tigers for me to start warming up a movie terabyte.
Lo and behold . . . 2013 contract reminder time for the Knights. The crowd wouldn't care if Tahu or
Gagai were serial killers. Tahu played like he can and Gagai was a spark in what was to become a
raging Newcastle fire. Not sure who would be the best bet for most surprised, Sheens, Tiger players
or my favourite, the blokes in blue and red.
 

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Now and again I yearn for a punch up, bit like after not smoking for 25 years you absentmindedly tap
your shirt pocket as a reminder not to leave the smokes at home. My subconcious need to hurt
someone is triggered by wankers referring to players like Cam Smith as grubs. He is an angel
compared to Ennis but both do what has to be done in a position that calls for intimidation.
To lay a charge against any player who instinctively throws a hand out, and that is all it was,
against a will of a wisp like Barba is farcical.

Too good to last I suppose but getting the shits with John Grant is not what I want. He is reported
as saying that taking games to country venues is unaffordable. F**king unaffordable? Where do
you think the majority of players come from. Anyone done a head count on the number of players
at every club that were actually born and bred in the vicinity of the clubhouse.

I say to the Commission make it affordable by insisting that tv rights include taking the game to
country venues. Anyone who thinks 1/4 full city stadiums is preferable to a full country venue is
a f**kwit. Use the money in League coffers to provide something tangible to the mums and dads
in the bush who pay big petrol bills so their sons can supply the League something to sell in the first place.
The old knuckles are glowing red this morning.
 

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NSW players want Stuart to remain as coach, only because they don't know what else to call him.
He and Meninga are probably the best at supplying 'frame of mind' and coaching doesn't enter into it.
Origin players are supplied by either great coaches or have a natural talent and NSW heirarchy want to
stop looking in mirrors and remember journalists are not the ones who take the field.

Q losing Harrison is just as important to NSW chances because he's an established part of the team.
Parker undoubtedly has a lot to offer but Ashley's stamina flies under the radar.
 

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So, the Morris brothers it is. The son-in-law will be pleased.

I still don't really get this thread though.
 

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Herald says Perrett 'reluctantly' released to the Dogs. Does anyone know if they're as reluctant to get
rid of Brian Smith. I'm not much at keeping up with what the Roosters do but 'reluctant' seems a key
part of Bondi vocabulary, on and off the field.

Petero's swansong could turn into an ugly duckling if the who's who of hitmen don't kill the wrong side.
Tamou, Grant, Scott, Gallen, Williams and Bird will have no trouble matching Q in muscle and with Harrigan
reneging on referee rotation the Blues will know exactly what leniency they can expect. It's getting
closer to the Blues being real favourites and just not on paper.

Dugan having more time off than a school teacher is not what the Raiders are looking for in a strike player.
Maybe Canberra are hesitant to experiment with youngsters because the coach is not up to breaking new
ground or like the Parramatta and Canterbury-Bankstown areas the once deep wells have run dry.
Got to be more than one Adam Reynolds running around in NSW.
 
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So, the Morris brothers it is. The son-in-law will be pleased.

I still don't really get this thread though.

I thought it self explanatory to an educated person. By restricting myself to one thread I can't be accused
of trolling. I can keep out of everyone's way and at the same time not interrupt the accepted rhythm
many have established in this forum. Best of all I'm easily avoidable to everyone except the occasional
one who may really want to discuss something.
 

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Paul Kent is leading the hypocritical charge today with his pants wetting about Kiwis being allowed to
play Origin. That's easily fixed by making it a rule in future that a player must have been born in
either State to parents who were resident there at the time of birth.

The real problem is poaching itself. Being allowed to take players from somewhere they are obligated
to stay without consideration of promises made, contracts signed or just plainly doing the right thing.
If the ARLC allows this insidious carcinogenic process of enticing players to renege by using the salary
cap as a pretence in the 26 round comp what hope is there for Origin of escaping the disease
 

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Slammin Sam warns Billy not to risk playing if he's not confident of being 100%. Imo that should be
the consideration of all the players taking the field in this game who may be putting the glory road
before the right track. No second chances like in club level where there's always the next game. How
many players do you think will be playing on both sides with little regard for anything but the moment.

Paul Crawley has reminded NSW of something the players weren't aware of. Thank f**k for journos.
Seems Carney and Pearce must make sure that the ball finishes up in the in-goal after 5 tackles.
If Bowen plays Q will have 3 players with that on their mind every set.

Fa'aoso could be the next Anthony Quinn who looks as though he would play with the Storm for
nothing. Quinn is as loyal and willing to run anywhere as any Blue and Red Healer I've ever seen. Unless, like
Champion, Fa'asoso can't handle the regimental training I'm sure the Bellamy magic will work a treat.
Richie will provide the mongrel in the forwards that Quinn has for the backs.
 
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According to Margie at the Australian Billy won't make Origin and the Storm medical staff will make
sure by testing him with some side stepping . . . hope it's worth it just to prove a point. Daley's
supposed to have said it would be NSW's worst nightmare to see Inglis at fullback. Nice to see Laurie is
still as inept as ever when it comes to mind games.

Matthew Johns says 6 teams can win the premiership. Maybe he thinks the other two aren't elligible to
buy a lottery ticket or there is not enough room for 8 on his dossier. Silly of me Matty, I forgot there's
only 6 numbers on a dice. Maybe the mardis gras could be increased to 12 with 2 dice, more revenue
for the bookies, more write-ups and more manipulated reality television.

Appears the Dally M's are awash with Queenslanders. Maybe because Q is producing the best players?
Could it be that NSW is neglecting areas where their best players came from in the past. Q may be the
place sportspeople want to live judging by other sports? Couldn't be all the lead flying around worrying
mums and dads of future champions? A feather in Ricky's cap then that the Blues are competing at all.
 

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Chris Anderson appointed to aid Kearney . . . sounds too smart doesn't it considering Parramatta's
penchant for throwing out the baby and keeping the bath water. The probable truth is Kearney was
given the ultimatum of no help no job so who better than his old mentor who happens to be one of
only a small number of supercoaches.

Anderson was the reason the Storm was never just going to operate out of a tea cup and his job as a
ground breaking pioneer would have prematurely aged any coach. Even the best coaches, starting with
Gibson who had Massey, need advisors. Take it from me a dicky ticker making itself known at an
unopportune moment in your life is catastrophic until you have time to get it into perspective.

To all and sundry who may say Chris Anderson was never a supercoach I say go f**k yourself
 
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Said it before that the Broncos are the hardest team in the comp to beat when they're missing main men
but I'm not sure whether it's them or the referees who need to toughen up. Jeremy Smith's record
at captaining the Sharks is looking impressive and Wade Graham is the man who could let Gallen play
2nd row alongside him. Gallen needs to pick when he does his thing instead of being forced to carry the team
. . . long live Gal.

As I said in a moment of rage in a previous post all great coaches have people they can talk to about
decisions they're about to make. Gibson went nowhere without Massey, Bellamy always has someone
and Smith definitely needs someone . . . anyone. Anderson, and even Price, will fill the need for
adequate consultancy that a new coach needs. Maybe Benny should think about taking on a consultancy
role somewhere like Canberra and fade away graciously.

Crawley up to his usual shit this morning. Glen puts the Blues first . . . makes you want to grab a
hanky. All Stuart has done is concede he wouldn't get away with playing without a chance of making
a 'newspaper idiot' of himself. Any sort of mistake that a NSW journo can sink his teeth into is not
worth the aggravation. That would have been in the back of Billy's mind as well even though he's a
Queenslander and Harrison definitely is not prepared to let anyone have an excuse come selection for next year.
 

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Anyone that bothers with my ramblings knows I have scant regard for the end of season grand final
series because it has no relation to the best team of the year. Just to refresh I hold the Dally M's,
Immortals, Golden Boot, League journalists and god all in the same contempt.

Alhough the so-called 'minor' premiership is not perfect because it doesn't give every team two shots
at each other imo it's the nearest we're going to get to anything worth recording on paper. Even this
simplistic view is in danger of contamination however with teams being robbed of keeping their head
above water through the loss of key players through Origin.

Methinks supporters of a club should be satisfied to switch on or turn up and watch their team play
each of the 26 rounds as a grand final. That way we can wave flags, get on the piss to celebrate and
write down the number of times each year it happens instead of waiting a whole season just for one
lousy game that mirrors a Lotto win.

If the ARLC don't want to recognise Origin as the true pinnacle of the season by having it replace the
grand final mardis gras in September at least make League credible by stopping it interfering with what
is laughingly called the 'Minor Premiership'
 

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Best team usually wins the GF though where-as they dont usually finish first in the home & away comp due to rep duties, injuries etc.
 
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