What would I and sneaky merkins like Uncle Nick do?
Well seeing that one of Potato Heads best mates is Flano and he is the new incoming coach at the Dragons, I would get on the blower to him and hatch out an agreement that no one else is privy to but me and the Eels CEO.
I would suggest to him that he speak to both Ravalawa and Blake Lawrie and ask them if they would be willing to come to Parra for the remainder of the years on loan. Now of course this favour would come with the assurance that we(Parra) will not try and convince either player or entice either player in any way to come over to Parra permanently and Parra will never try to sign either player ever in the future. This favour would also come with the assurance that Parra would reciprocate the same to the Dragons if we were ever in the same situation.
This would also advantage both players as they would get to play in a system that is working way better then what they are used to and would give both players finals experience that they probably haven't had before and who knows when they will. I think both players would be packing their bags before the conversation ended. I don't think it would cost us to much either considering how far down the season we will be.
Adding these two palookas to our starting 17 would be like adding nitrous oxide to our surge to the finals and beyond. We would be so damned hard to beat.
Now what are friends for if you can't help each other out wherever possible?
Like I said, I'm a sneaky merkin.