Rumours (signings, sackings & other NRL stuff)

[MugaB]

Around the time of mitches birth theres footage of Ivan Cleary in the hospital car park running away clutching a baby, trying to use a mouthguard as a dummy.

That explain why Nate looks nothing like Ivan.

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Spitting image

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Nothing beats the original smug

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

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Nothing beats the original smug

That’s the game where your youngsters were running for cover because our Leichhardt Oval cougars where trying to bed them!

The next smug up, we sent your sorry kids home with red bottoms.

 

[MugaB]

That’s the game where your youngsters were running for cover because our Leichhardt Oval cougars where trying to bed them!

The next smug up, we sent your sorry kids home with red bottoms.

Nah thats a game set 30 years from now, its actually Mitchell Pearce coaching his 9th consecutive GF win after taking over from his real father a decade prior.... just blowing kisses to the Canterbury fans.... mitch loves his bitches

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Getting back to current footy, my network of spies across the game tell me that Woodsy hasn’t been seen at SGI training.

Trigger Warning:

Im calling it now. Expect an announcement.

It’s very Tim-like.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[Phil Gould]

It’s like Tigers management sent out a group text message to anyone that’s ever played for the club and asked if they or any of their kids want a job.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

He’s subject to the footy law of diminishing returns, all we can do is use him as a battering ram.

Run into players and spin for an extra 5 meters while the competent players set up.

I suppose we could use him in games which we can’t win and spare another player from risking injury.

The creation of a new slob couch membership category, kayo for 5 games, beamed in so you don’t have to get off the couch, 12 cans of vb and a packet of durries. 2 stale pies with watery sauce.

Pay the extra and @The Rosco can ring you at half time for a whinge about our forwards.

No need to slob-out alone

 

[Tigerm]

He’s subject to the footy law of diminishing returns, all we can do is use him as a battering ram.

Run into players and spin for an extra 5 meters while the competent players set up.

I suppose we could use him in games which we can’t win and spare another player from risking injury.

The creation of a new slob couch membership category, kayo for 5 games, beamed in so you don’t have to get off the couch, 12 cans of vb and a packet of durries. 2 stale pies with watery sauce.

Pay the extra and @The Rosco can ring you at half time for a whinge about our forwards.

Well, it is what it is

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Well, it is what it is

He might make for a good tackle bag during training I think.

Actually, when I think about, a giant stuffed tackle bag has more agility, can kick with more precision and has a much better passing game.

@Gareth67 and @Dragon David are going to own my sorry ass when we announce we’ve signed Woodsy.

Maybe my spies are double agents working for sgi.

 

[Tigerm]

He might make for a good tackle bag during training I think.

Actually, when I think about, a giant stuffed tackle bag has more agility, can kick with more precision and has a much better passing game.

@Gareth67 and @Dragon David are going to own my sorry ass when we announce we’ve signed Woodsy.

Maybe my spies are double agents working for sgi.

You’ll be right, just cut down on the red fizzy drinks

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You’ll be right, just cut down on the red fizzy drinks

Both good lads, creative too.

Allegations:

I’m chilled, just hoping that alleged boring old pervert Chris Smith gets done for sexual assault.

https://www.news.com.au/

It seems he’s been on the groping and deviancy thing for years, filthy old slimy f**ker.

source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...mas-party-Sharri-Markson-Laura-Jayes-Ivy.html

Whatever Ray Hadley is, he’s not a skirt chaser sleaze, I reckon he will deal with Chris promptly and by the crikey, it won’t be pretty.


source: news Ltd.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/2gb-and-sky-news-host-chris-smith-suspended-after-staff-christmas-party/news-story/adb911992ef0a8de94845392e4e00769

 

[Ned Kelly]

Getting back to current footy, my network of spies across the game tell me that Woodsy hasn’t been seen at SGI training.

Trigger Warning:

Im calling it now. Expect an announcement.

It’s very Tim-like.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Your degree of accuracy with regard to player signings speaks for itself.
Not at all worried.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Your degree of accuracy with regard to player signings speaks for itself.
Not at all worried.

All I can say is that I hope you’re right this time.

 

[Hoofhearted]

If we are basing everything off rumours, THE_POM on the other site has said that both Bateman and Nathan Brown will definitely be here in January, that makes a full squad for 2023.
He also said our offer to Moses is $4.5M over 4 years, and we have submitted an expression of interest to Farnworths manager.
The other main point he made was keep an eye on the leadership group, if Doueihi is not in it that means he's goneski.

Disclaimer
The above rumours that I am spreading are in actual fact rumours taken from another site that is full of rumours.

 

[Tigerm]

If we are basing everything off rumours, THE_POM on the other site has said that both Bateman and Nathan Brown will definitely be here in January, that makes a full squad for 2023.
He also said our offer to Moses is $4.5M over 4 years, and we have submitted an expression of interest to Farnworths manager.
The other main point he made was keep an eye on the leadership group, if Doueihi is not in it that means he's goneski.

Disclaimer
The above rumours that I am spreading are in actual fact rumours taken from another site that is full of rumours.

I don’t go over there anymore, but he was pretty good with his rumours? I think he is definitely from within the club.

Do we assume if Moses or Farnworth comes over, it’s at the expense of Doueihi? We couldn’t afford one of them as well, could we?

TBH, I don’t know much about Farnworth, is he a reasonable prospect?

 

[macnaz]

I don’t go over there anymore, but he was pretty good with his rumours? I think he is definitely from within the club.

Do we assume if Moses or Farnworth comes over, it’s at the expense of Doueihi? We couldn’t afford one of them as well, could we?

TBH, I don’t know much about Farnworth, is he a reasonable prospect?

Farnworth... f**k YEAH!!
And Moses.. f**k NO!!!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

And Moses.. f**k NO!!!

All good until you see Brooksy ready to sign for yet another Kings ransom.

All Moses needs to do is play, he will be under strict instruction not to talk to anyone and ignore boos from us.

And he can throw in a mullet.

It’s a halfbacks world I’m afraid.

 

[The Rosco]

All good until you see Brooksy ready to sign for yet another Kings ransom.

All Moses needs to do is play, he will be under strict instruction not to talk to anyone and ignore boos from us.

And he can throw in a mullet.

It’s a halfbacks world I’m afraid.

Mate, macnaz would love that mullet. He'll bridle it up and turn it into a nice hoodlum for you.

 

[Ned Kelly]

If Moses does sign with us I will be pretty excited.
Don't care who plays in the halves if they have a good kicking game I will cheer them not boo them.

 

[gordsy]

If we start round 1 having bagged Bateman, Klemmer, Brown, Api, Paps and Farnsworth and all them stay Injury free, then that's a top 8 team. Anything less is a failure.

 

[Ned Kelly]

If we start round 1 having bagged Bateman, Klemmer, Brown, Api, Paps and Farnsworth and all them stay Injury free, then that's a top 8 team. Anything less is a failure.

That would be amazing. Wouldn't we have to move a player on to make room for all of them?