Des would make a good halves coach?
Des should have his own private parking spot in the White Elephant by now.
4 years @ $1.1 per season.
And an ex officio board position so as to get his views across.
And a couple of bike racks for turbos and my beloved Garrick and Shuster.
And I guess, we should have a chapel and prayer room.
And these days, a nuclear bomb shelter. As long as these garbage weapons exist.
Although I can just see
@macnaz turned away at the gates during the sirens, despite presenting his ticketed membership as Pascoe waves through Lees chauffeur in his red Ferrari.
No concierge though. That’s a waste of precious club resources.
Plenty of room as well for the Board members Tibetan Labra doodle things while us filth riot outside as Lucas Heights is hit and wipes out everything up to Arncliffe. 3 years supply of Vegan Pal and shaved Soy biscuits for Rufus.
$78m, ffs you have to try hard to waste that much dough on a glorified gym.
$50k on a rowing machine? Earth to Tigers, we have one of the best harbours in the world in Sydney.
So they say, I live out west. It looks good on TV.
Lees Ferraris hubcaps has a half shelf life of ten minutes on my street. They hit the petrol tank first these days.