Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

Stay tuned for chapter 3 - Nutrition soon

 

[sportive cupid]

Why don't you talk yourself up just a little more Stiff-meister?
How full of yourself can u be?
Smooth? I call the crap that is coming out of your mouth 'bullsh*t'.
If you have to big-note yourself that much then you must be one of the most ugliest and pathetic little men going around

or have a small penis :shock:

Urvoi (is that pronounced ervoy?)

Don't think he has a dick at all Haynzy.
He also can't spell it is 'au revoir' (and is pronounced kind of like this: 'or revwar')

btw Hells- I don't have a dick at all,yet don't see it as a disadvantage :lol:

 

[dazeely]

all handy tips!

i wear pink tight shirts, designer jeans, and my blend of america white dress shoes, i have my hair in trendy scruffy style with blonde streaks i pick up, top that effort......

So are you saying this is not the look. Needs some work hey.

Did you carve up last night... or should I say are there any left out there.

 

[stiffmeister]

Sorry for my careless typing but when It comes to babes the stiff does not fumble

;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

how can we be sure of that Stiffy- after all ,there are many shades of GREY :lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

Daz

Definitely not P J seems to be an 80's dude

Last night was great, only one chick rejected me but I think it was because she was overwhelmed my my good looks, my suaveness, my tenacity, my charismatic charms and my walk . It was really a timing issue that needs to be reconciled in the future, it just was not her time to meet her man of dreams

8)

 

[Twizzle]

the Stiff needs a reality check

 

[stiffmeister]

Good comment there Cupid, I'll give you that

I am the Prince of the night ladies
;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Hey there Twizzle

I already had a reality check. The Stiff Meister is smooth & full of cool

8)

 

[dazeely]

She'll be back hey. Its good to see that rejection doesn't slow you up. Got to be in it to win it as they say. So did you leave any for tonight.

 

[stiffmeister]

The Prince of The Night will be back for seconds tonight

Hey I may even persuade the one who rejected me last night to say to me "Stiff- Meister, I was a fool last night, please forgive me I was drunk & I was not thinking straight, please take me"

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

How is the night club at the eels headquarters . Is it worth my time coming from Dee Why ? Please inform the stiss

;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

So do tell us Stiffy- what have you left for tonight?

 

[stiffmeister]

obviously I meant to type stiff. My quick one finger typing should be slowed down

 

[stiffmeister]

Like John West I left my rejects but they may get a second chance if I'm in a good mood which I am most of the time. You see I also have a big heart & I do give ladies a second chance to getwith the stiff

So tell me is the eels night club worth my travel time

;-)

 

[dazeely]

Stiffy I'm from Brissie so not much help re eels night club. Been to the club for a visit in 2001 and last year 2004. Thats all. Don't go breaking any of the eels gals hearts though.

 

[Stagger eel]

Like John West I left my rejects but they may get a second chance if I'm in a good mood which I am most of the time. You see I also have a big heart & I do give ladies a second chance to getwith the stiff

So tell me is the eels night club worth my travel time

;-)

what if a babe you picked up and took to your place ended up having thrush after you undressed her?

 

[Utey]

You didnt go out you stayed at home and played with yourself didnt you :roll:

 

[Twizzle]

he played with his Stiffmiester :lol:

 

[sportive cupid]

obviously I meant to type stiff. My quick one finger typing should be slowed down

Ohh you are a one finger man :roll: Forget it man and get a good magazine :lol: