Stiff-meister has arrived

[PJ Marshal]

what other talking cars are there around these days?

 

[stiffmeister]

Tonight I will be strutting my stuff

The females in Sydney require the services of the stiff-meister

The crop is plenty but the harvesters are few

I need to hire a personal PA to make appointments for me to attend certain functions

The stiff rocks

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Watch out pretty babes the stiff-meister is on the prowl tonight


Treat them fine and they will be mine

 

[PJ Marshal]

Tonight I will be strutting my stuff

The females in Sydney require the services of the stiff-meister

The crop is plenty but the harvesters are few

I need to hire a personal PA to make appointments for me to attend certain functions

The stiff rocks

;-)

man you'd be lucky to pull more than 2 chicks a night with that attitude

you gotta be modest to chicks, then when you real em in you brag :roll:

i mean whats the point bragging when you havnt done jack yet :arrow:

 

[stiffmeister]

I'm so good lookin that none of my mates have asked me to be their best man at their wedding

I'm so good lookin that women full in a trance & I have to click my fingers to awake them

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Confidence

This is what I call a pre emptive attack

You see talk it up now but then I bring in the modesty in my back pocket when I meet them

Then the charm kicks in

;-)

 

[PJ Marshal]

eh your methods are no match for mine

 

[stiffmeister]

The original is always the best (ie me) but I admire your confidence

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

The stiffler is the man

I know how to read a woman & I adapt accordingly

Before they know it they have fallen in love with me but like one of my students George Clooney that is my time to bolt

;-)

 

[PJ Marshal]

The original is always the best (ie me) but I admire your confidence

;-)

:lol: yeh you keep on thinking that

everyone here knows the truth and thats the Peej owns these forums and the nightlife

 

[JessEel]

as someone who as only just stumpbled upon this thread, may i say


WTF????????

 

[TheParraboy]

You couple of amateur nitwits ](*,) #-o

We know all the Parra girls love only TheParraboys O

 

[JessEel]

*SIGH* theparraboy *SIGH*

;-)

 

[TheParraboy]

*SIGH* theparraboy *SIGH*

;-)

you see guys 8) ;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Ladies

Allow me to humbly introduce myself

I am the one & only stiff-meister. I hope you all enjoy my presence on this forum. But be warned I am as smooth as can be

Look over there is it Tom Cruise, is it Brad Pitt, Is it George Clooney, No it is the Stiff-Meister

;-)

 

[JessEel]

again....

 

[Utey]

Stiff-meister listen



























YOU HAVE NO CHANCEEEEEEEE #-o

 

[Haynzy]

I wish I was that cute/charming :?

 

[stiffmeister]

ANyway

The Stiffler has some ladies to chase

I will let them enjoy my face

Then if they are lucky I will take them back to my place

But they must play their cards right & impress me

I admire your statement Parraboy

But I am the real Mcoy

Uptheeels I like your speal but stick with the Stiffler & soon you will be dating everyone's sister

Urvoi

;-)

 

[Hellsy]

Why don't you talk yourself up just a little more Stiff-meister?
How full of yourself can u be?
Smooth? I call the crap that is coming out of your mouth 'bullshit'.
If you have to big-note yourself that much then you must be one of the most ugliest and pathetic little men going around.