Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[Dutchy]

You should fly Malaysian Airlines.

 

[Dragon2010]

Qantas > all.

 

[BunniesMan]

The optimist in me: nobody has ever died in a passenger jet crash in Australia. Qantas and Virgin have perfect records.
The pessimist: our luck is due to run out

 

[Misanthrope]

Confirmation: my first youth allowance payment for studying begins from the 4th of August . The last box on my to do list is ticked. I am ready for Melbourne.

Come at me greatest city in Australia!

I'm applying for good ol' Newstart the moment I'm back on Australian soil.

I think Oz is the best country on earth and Melbourne the best city in that country but even I can agree there's many awesome places on the planet. I hope once I get my life in Melbourne up and running I can plan an overseas trip.

I can't wait until you actually experience Melbourne and realise what a shit-hole it is.

That said, your basis for comparison is Coffs Harbour - a bogan hole so backwoods that it makes Newcastle look like a bustling metropolis.

Also Qantas > Virgin.

 

[Bazal]

The new Rise Against album is wicked, and keeping me awake

 

[Dragon2010]

Take Alan Joyce out of Qantas and they will improve ten-fold. They have the capacity to be in the top 10 airlines in the world (Which they previously were), but have since dropped off given their financial slump.

 

[BunniesMan]

Mcdonalds has free wifi now...

 

[Misanthrope]

Mcdonalds has free wifi now...

They've had free WiFi since at least 2011, as I was using it when I still lived in Australia.

 

[Dutchy]

Just ejaculated for the first time in China. Happy days.

 

[Misanthrope]

Just ejaculated for the first time in China. Happy days.

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The optimist in me: nobody has ever died in a passenger jet crash in Australia. Qantas and Virgin have perfect records.
The pessimist: our luck is due to run out

Yes they have.

Obviously you have to fly virgin, virgin.

 

[Non Terminator]

Just ejaculated for the first time in China. Happy days.

Why the f**k my first thought was "so proud" I'll never know.

 

[woodyk2]

Dating option two tonight. I feel cheap....um...no I don't.

 

[soc123_au]

BM, you are flying to Melbourne, not Afganistan. As long as you talk to the pilot & make sure they avoid the SAM missile sites around Albury you should be fine. Maybe contact the RAAF & see if your flight can get an FA-18 escort just to be safe.

 

[soc123_au]

Just ejaculated for the first time in China. Happy days.

Successful dinner with Hogg?

 

[muzby]

Just ejaculated for the first time in China. Happy days.

i pity the next person to drink from that teacup...

 

[madunit]

The optimist in me: nobody has ever died in a passenger jet crash in Australia. Qantas and Virgin have perfect records.
The pessimist: our luck is due to run out

go and get hit by a train f**khead

 

[woodyk2]

go and get hit by a train f**khead

Coffee just came out of my nose :lol:

 

[Didgi]

I think my superpower is being able to drink awful coffee. Instant saves me a fortune.

 

[dogslife]

Instant coffee is also a good substitute for motor oil.