Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[umina panther]

Stoners are generally boring people but you get some fun ones.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening

 

[Apey]

I'm sure you're just the person those two ladies were looking for BM :lol:

 

[BunniesMan]

I'm sure you're just the person those two ladies were looking for BM :lol:

They're looking for a 3rd "magical person" to live in their house. That describes BM.

I can pay the bond and 1st month rent upfront no problem.

They want someone between the age of 20 and 25 who is a uni student or full time worker. That's me. I'm 420 friendly and certainly not a "judgmental judy". And they say they give bonus points if you have a couch and dining table. I'd buy those to get in.

I fit their description perfectly. They'd love me.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

3 stoned lesbians in the same house. Sounds delightful.

 

[Misanthrope]

Yes. "brownies". Don't the Chinese give the death penalty for "brownies".

Only to Chinese people caught selling it.

It's insane how easy it is to find weed in this country. One of the first things I learned about this city were the addresses where the Xinjiangren sold it.

 

[BunniesMan]

3 stoned lesbians in the same house. Sounds delightful.

Sounds like a plot idea for the next great sitcom!

 

[madunit]

Those chicks will yake one look at BM and say "NEXT!"

 

[muzby]

ahhh.. yay for getting sent from the field

 

[Bulldog Force]

ahhh.. yay for getting sent from the field

What happened?

 

[muzby]

unfortunately nothing major..

some twat from the other team decided to give me a shove off the ball, blaming me for something that i didn't even do, so i stepped a little bit closer to him and politely enquired if he meant to push me and if he was certain this was the path he wanted to proceed down..

which got us both sent off..

the world is getting soft, i tells ya..

 

[BunniesMan]

Seriously considering just not doing this essay and copping the fail. In terms of getting FEE-help, you only need to pass 4 out of your last 8 units to be eligible. In terms of the cost, it's just $800 wasted dollars that I'll only have to pay back if/when I'm rich. It'll be easier to do 3 units next semester in Melbourne and 1 now, instead of 2 and 2.

 

[muzby]

for $3,000 i'll write your essay for you. what's the topic?

 

[Didgi]

The pleasure I would take from seeing some of these cyclists punch a spectator down a hill is close to watching Contador crashing out.

 

[muzby]

i just don't get tour de france as a spectator sport, neither being there live or watching it on tv..


needs more car doors, IMHO...

 

[BunniesMan]

for $3,000 i'll write your essay for you. what's the topic?

lol I appreciate the offer. The essay is a critical analysis of an academic text. The unit is just a general unit called "develop research and analytical skills". I don't even plan on finishing this degree. I just need 4 completed university units so I can get into a law degree. Whether I do 2 this semester and 2 next or 1 and 3 makes no difference to how soon I'll be able to get into law.

f**k it, failing this unit doesn't cost me my youth allowance, it doesn't delay any of my goals. Studying will be much easier in Melbourne. It's done.

 

[BunniesMan]

The pleasure I would take from seeing some of these cyclists punch a spectator down a hill is close to watching Contador crashing out.

This x 1000. Those people are scum. That anyone could be suck a dickhead to risk knocking off or even just distracting a rider. They should be fined. And I'd applaud any rider who smashes them.

 

[t-ba]

ROFLMAO.

And you expect to finish a law degree with that attitude.

 

[BunniesMan]

ROFLMAO.

And you expect to finish a law degree with that attitude.

Because noone who has ever finished a law degree has failed a unit? I'm still doing the same amount of work in the same amount of time overall. Just in a different order.

 

[t-ba]

Because noone who has ever finished a law degree has failed a unit?

It's the general attitude.

This is your first semester of study, and you're already copping out of stuff. Law Degrees don't grow on trees. Trust me, I've got one and at times it was a murderous slog.

Top Tier firms, where the money is are ultra competitive and they have ways of finding out information like this before accepting clerks. A failed foundation unit is as good as done in terms of Top Tier prospects in the post GFC world.