The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Maroubra Eel]

I found this video on YouTube of some mad merkins on the piss. They walk into some Mediterranean_Descendant's kebab shop like they own the place and absolutely run amok!

If they weren't such staunch merkins someone might have bashed them. No one did but.

I just clicked on that. How the f**k would you even know that shit exists?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

If wifey doesn't come soon, Harry's is looking good. f**k this traffic!!

Try some foreplay next time, mate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Don't drop your iPad in the pool, Delboy.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

So if you want your kids playing sport with housos sign them up to league, you reckon?

Yeah maybe. I hadn't thought of that. I don't mind alot of houso folk, some of them are pretty much just like normal people.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Head up: Chairman Ma'u coming up on 7 news.

 

[Suitman]

I just clicked on that. How the f**k would you even know that shit exists?

Yep, agreed.
I'm actually quite concerned about Poupou after seeing that.

Suity

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I just clicked on that. How the f**k would you even know that shit exists?

I did a Google search for 'hot guys' and that came up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It took that for you to be concerned? It started for me when he became obsessed with LBAs.

 

[Gronk]

*BREAKING*

Updated search area for MH370.

 

[strider]

:lol:

 

[Gronk]

Art imitates life.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I'm at Fairfield hospital. Lots of strange people about. Can't wait to get back to Botany Bay.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I'm at Fairfield hospital. Lots of strange people about. Can't wait to get back to Botany Bay.

I was born there. Can't trust that lot.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I was born in Darlinghurst. Can't wait to get back to Perth.

 

[strider]

I'm at Fairfield hospital. Lots of strange people about. Can't wait to get back to Botany Bay.

shit mate - did you go into shock when you figured out how far west you'd wandered?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Apparently the Pet Shop Boys went west once as well.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Apparently the Pet Shop Boys went west once as well.

That's the way life is.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

shit mate - did you go into shock when you figured out how far west you'd wandered?

I went into shock when I saw the people there.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Apparently the Pet Shop Boys went west once as well.

I think they were following the Village People.

 

[Gronk]

Having perfected the art of paper plane folding in year 5, I'll be on CNN in the next half hour giving my expert opinion on MH370.