The Man Thread

[Misanthrope]

In desperate need of amusement, I thought it might be good to get a thread of 'classic quotes' going. These don't necessarily have to come from famous people or movies: I'd actually prefer it if people tried to find classic quotes from within LU. There's a lot of witty people here, and I think we could all use a chuckle given Hagan's current efforts to ensure we won't smile at all next year.
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[RABK]

CWBush - "Boon touches himself and that makes baby jesus cry"

RABK - "after last year i'll cop a loss as easily as i'll accept a blowjob from Jennifer Hawkins"

 

[TooheysNew]

If you have the time, visit the Classic Threads section and read the Termy quotes thread. Absolute pisser.

 

[Stranger]

:lol: The bumper farrell

P.S. check my sick from El Capitano

 

[IanG]

"After facing Harbajaan Singh and Anul Kumble. If You Got Out To Sehwag It'd Be Like Losing A Beauty Contest To An Ugly Baboon" - Glen Mitchell

"If I Need My Eyes Tested Then How Come The RTA Issued Me With A Drivers Licence" - IanG

 

[Misanthrope]

Quoting yourself? Now dat's not cool

 

[IanG]

Yeah but it was a good one. It's from my Hottest Babe thread.

 

[Misanthrope]

Yeah but it was a good one

"Good" is in the eyes of the beholder ;-)

 

[stevo]

i have a few of Chicken Hunters but i think they'll prob be deleted. He has some good ones from the old forum.

 

[cram]

A mate talking to a mate about a ....well see if u can work it out.

"Well mate, u know what they say it has to be fed and its too tall to eat grass"....

 

[IanG]

"Ah I'm Only Letting Ya' Go So I Can Watch My Pornos In Peace Ya' Know" - Papelo Papelo

 

[Roy]

One i heard in the footy shed after the game, but dont shoot the mesenger

"women the only thing that will bleed for 7 days an not die"

 

[Stranger]

its

'Proof women are all evil', They are

" the only thing that will bleed for 7 days an not die"

 

[Misanthrope]

I prefer the:

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

interpretation. :lol:

 

[Stranger]

Marriage for a man is a 3 ring circus

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring
then the suffering

 

[Misanthrope]

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: It doesn't matter. Feminism can't change anything

 

[Stranger]

Why is it called PMS?

Mad cow disease was already taken

*hides*

 

[The_Joey_Show]

Why is it called PMS?

Mad cow disease was already taken

*hides*

GOLD! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hadn't heard that one before!

*joins Benny in hiding*

 

[northey]

Hahahahhahahah

 

[IanG]

Q:What's the difference between PMT & Al-Quider?
A:You can reason with Al-Quider

"Instead of getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house" - Rod Stewart.

"When I was a kid I got 3 meals a day. Oatmeal, Miss A Meal and No Meal" - Mr T.

"I'd love to be think like that but without all those flys and death" - Mariah Carey