You can't make bold claims like this and then not share the recipe.
Here ya go- all from memory so sorry if I got it wrong, haha
Half pack macaroni
2 cups milk
Cup grated cheese (tasty/vintage whatever)
1/3 a pack (4 slices) of orange plastic smoky flavoured processed cheese singles
Half an onion chopped
2 tbsp flour
2 tbsp butter
Half tsp mustard powder
spoonful crushed garlic
Half tsp black pepper
Breadcrumbs
Grated Parmesan
Chopped bacon
cook pasta as per normal
Melt butter
Fro onion in butter til clear, add mustard and pepper, then stir in flour
Add milk slowly and stir until you get a slightly thickened white sauce (not too thick though)
Add grated cheese and cheese singles, stir until melted and combined. Sauce should still be liquid, roughly the consistency of cream.
Put cooked pasta in a baking dish, tip sauce over it, o should just cover the pasta. Sprinkle with breadcrumbs, grated Parmesan, a bit more grated cheddar and chopped bacon. Bake in oven til top is nice and crusty and brown.
the trick is not to get the sauce too thick to start with as it’ll thicken a bit while baking. The processed cheese gives it a really good gooey consistency and flavour that’s just total redneck diner trash food in a good way if you get what I mean.
When it cools in the fridge it will firm up up so that you can cut it into squares and it’s tasty af cold too.
makes enough for 2-4 serves depending on your appetite, just double it all for a bigger batch
