What has happened to this once great club?

[Green River Eel]

They freak me out.

In what way Gary?

 

[El Diablo]

where did Ray go?

 

[T.S Quint]

where did Ray go?

Crawled back into his hole.

 

[Ray McKigney]

We have the best defence in the comp this year. Don't worry mate, we'll win plenty of games.

I hope so, things were looking up for you guys until you got caught breaching the salary cap and being drug cheats. Now that the Sharks have won, you guys are now the joke of the league. Joining the few remaining clubs yet to win a NRL premiership. The game needs a strong Parramatta, it's no fun that the Broncos are the only powerhouse in the comp.

Hears hoping that the eels become a force to be reckon with in 2017!

 

[Ray McKigney]

where did Ray go?

Crawled back into his hole.

Working.
You shouldn't be condescending to those that pay taxes for your fortnightly welfare.

 

[T.S Quint]

You think you're better than me?
If I didn't have to go to Centrelink tomorrow to get my dole money, I'd come over and smash you mate!

 

[Green River Eel]

Like those Japanese ones that greet you when you sit down and wash your arse when you're finished?

I find them quite sexual how they tickle the bottom and balls, i find myself going to the toilet even when i dont need too.

 

[Ray McKigney]

You think you're better than me?
If I didn't have to go to Centrelink tomorrow to get my dole money, I'd come over and smash you mate!

Fool, there's not an Aquarium within 100 miles of me. There can be no battle without a battleground.

 

[Gary Gutful]

In what way Gary?

It's too technical and over the top. I just want to drop a cable, wipe my arse, flush and leave. Don't give me all of these unnecessary options.

 

[T.S Quint]

Fool, there's not an Aquarium within 100 miles of me. There can be no battle without a battleground.

My mate has a fish tank.
Is that close enough.

 

[T.S Quint]

It's too technical and over the top. I just want to drop a cable, wipe my arse, flush and leave. Don't give me all of these unnecessary options.

Toilet paper doesn't properly clean your arse. Dry paper is net going to do a good enough job. You at least need some wet wipes to finish off with.

Get the flushable ones though, otherwise your toilet will get clogged up.

 

[Twizzle]

Hears hoping

lol

 

[Gary Gutful]

I wonder what hoping had to say?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Toilet paper doesn't properly clean your arse. Dry paper is net going to do a good enough job. You at least need some wet wipes to finish off with.

Get the flushable ones though, otherwise your toilet will get clogged up.

You must be a very messy shitter. I've never had a problem with toilet paper.

 

[El Diablo]

Working.
You shouldn't be condescending to those that pay taxes for your fortnightly welfare.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So there were two threads with the same title, but we chose the one with the spelling mistake.

#Disappointing

 

[84 Baby]

Toilet paper doesn't properly clean your arse. Dry paper is net going to do a good enough job. You at least need some wet wipes to finish off with.

Get the flushable ones though, otherwise your toilet will get clogged up.

Except they also clog up your toilet.
Especially with your messy shits smeared over them

 

[Gary Gutful]

Except they also clog up your toilet.
Especially with your messy shits smeared over them

They don't call him T.S Squirts for nothing.

 

[Green River Eel]

They don't call him T.S Squirts for nothing.

It's too technical and over the top. I just want to drop a cable, wipe my arse, flush and leave. Don't give me all of these unnecessary options.

How about taking a different approach and enjoy the sensations of just opening up your butthole a bit and letting that sensual spray of water tickle the rim of your ass, it can be quite sexual?
You can touch yourself at the same time, maybe even imagine its a little golden shower.
Youll never go back once youve spent a bit of time with one.

 

[84 Baby]

They don't call him T.S Squirts for nothing.

I thought it was for that other reason, given what the TS stands for