found this thing the other day
South Sydney
MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION FORM
NAME
.( 2 mistakes allowed )
NAME
.( 2nd chance )
ADDRESS
...
(this means what is the name of the street your house is in and what is your house number.
If unsure of either check the phone book for details but look under your own name or you will get it wrong.)
If address unknown put a tick here:
..
DATE OF BIRTH
..
(What day does everybody sing happy birthday to you?)
AGE
..
(How many years have they been singing it to you?)
MOTHERS NAME
.
....(Mum will NOT do. What is her REAL name?)
FATHERS NAME ( if known )
...( NO SWEARING )
DO YOU HAVE A CAR? YES / NO
IS IT YOURS? YES / NO
REGISTRATION NUMBER
.(found on the piece of tin hanging from the bumper bar)
DO YOU HAVE A DRIVERS LICENCE? YES / NO
IS IT YOURS? YES / NO
ARE YOU WEARING RABBITOHS CLOTHING ON LICENCE PHOTO? YES / NO
COULD YOU DRIVE PLAYERS, MATCH COMMITTEE OR OTHER SUPPORTERS TO:
a) HOME GAMES YES / NO
b) AWAY GAMES (to keep costs down) YES / NO
DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE? YES / NO
WOULD YOU BE PREPARED TO HELP WASH OUR TEAM FOOTY GEAR? YES / NO
(tick which
..socks
.shorts
.guernseys
.jockstraps
.han kies
.bandages
. )
DO YOU OWN A BEACH SHACK? YES / NO
COULD WE USE IT FOR THE PLAYERS END OF SEASON TRIP? YES / NO
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN? YES / NO
ARE THEY YOURS? YES / NO
WOULD ANY OF THEM BE INTERESTED IN PLAYING FOR THE RABBITOHS? YES / NO
a) BOYS YES / NO
b) GIRLS YES / NO
HOW OLD ARE THEY? 1 10, 11 20, 21 30, 31 40, or dont know?
DO YOU HAVE ANY LARGE FOOTBALL TROPHIES (no name tags ) THAT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DONATE TO THE CLUB FOR OUR TROPHY CABINET? YES / NO
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING OUR END OF SEASON DINNER? YES / NO
COULD YOU BRING ANYTHING ALONG ON THE NIGHT?
(e.g. fairy bread, party pies, cordial, plastic cups, jelly ) YES / NO
ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? YES / NO
WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LEAD OUR SUPPORTERS IN PRAYER:
a) BEFORE HOME GAMES? YES / NO
b) BEFORE AWAY GAMES? YES / NO
c) BEFORE WE PLAY THE ROOSTERS? YES / NO
d) START TO FINISH OF A ROOSTERS GAME? YES /NO
PART TWO I.Q TEST
1) PICK THE TV SHOW (circle the right name from the clues given )
BLANKETY______________ Cheque / Blanket / Blanks / Donation / dont know
I DREAM OF_____________ a premiership / Darren Lockyer / Jeannie / having money / dont know
STAR TREK, THE NEXT____ Footy Show / NRL team / Salary Cap / Generation / dont know
GET_____________________ Wayne Bennett / Lost / rid of Lang / Smart / dont know
HEY HEY ITS ___________ a June Premiership / smoko / Saturday / another defeat / dont know
WHO WANTS TO BE _____ a Millionaire / a Souths member / stupid / Eddie Paea / dont know
2) PICK THE ODD ONE OUT ( circle the odd one from the lists below )
FEBRUARY 30th / MAY 38th / JUNE 40th / OCTOBER 33rd / APRIL 1st / dont know
SPOON / SOON / MOON / BOON / CHEESE / GOON / SWOON / dont know
A, B, C, D, 4, E, F, G, H, I, dont know
ASOTASI / VAGANA / SUTTON / KIDWELL / WIDDERS / (one wasnt poached from another club)
TELSTRA / CUA STADIUM / ENERGYAUSTRALIA STADIUM / SUNCORP / BROOKVALE/ WEMBLEY / dont know
3) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE?
I THINKS THE RABBITOHS IS THE BESTEST TEAM IN OSTRAYLIA
IS IT:
a) BAD SPELING
b) BAD GRAMMA
c) BAD GRANDMA
d) DONT KNOW
To find out if your membership application has been successful, please put a stamp on both sides of an envelope and leave one side blank. We will advise you by return mail.
BONUS: Please list in order your preferred complimentary Souths Membership Surgery that comes with every successful membership application. We will try to allocate you a bed in an appropriate hospital, as one becomes available.
a) MOUTH ENLARGEMENT. b) ONE EYE REMOVED.( left or right ) c) BRAIN REMOVED
