Worst player in the NRL?

[Ghoulies]

Shaun Berrigan would have to be close

You're a bit harsh; he's playing like sh*t now, but at one point he was leading tryscorer by 5+.

 

[Kiwi]

Minto by a mile

He runs a close second to Covell.

 

[BWNB]

He runs a close second to Covell.

Geez sometimes i think some people like to stir the pot a bit

I would say Scott Minto is bottom 10 , talking about Minto and Covell they are a different pot of fish Covell would be top 15

 

[lockyno1]

Geez sometimes i think some people like to stir the pot a bit

I would say Scott Minto is bottom 10 , talking about Minto and Covell they are a different pot of fish Covell would be top 15

Covell is a big "nuffy" and the moment you start to realise that will be the best moment on this forum! The ONLY thing Covell can do is kick, and if it was the NFL he would be great, but he is as slow as Mark Tookey and has the defensive skills of Chris Walker!:lol:

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

lockyno1 park the car right up there and put it on the grass.

unbelievable , invincible , charasmatic , dreamy and all class arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up with a 4 wheel drive, a house with a big roof or a pet dog like most of the other players in the NRL.

Luke did things the hard way, and through that has a streetfighter attitude, and a will to suceed, and from the time in which a scout picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade and in more recent times NSW and Country Rep Fixtures.

I do not lie, there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with off field dramas involving a casino incident and 3 girls seeing him dropped to first division, however just like Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, Luke has bounced back to the very top and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis (soon to be allstars).

So dont go telling me Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL. His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer. His ability to create somthing out of nothing, beat a defender, crunch an attacker, put players through gaps and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet makes him one of the most in demand players in the Shire.

Luke Covell.

 

[ParraDude_Jay]

lockyno1 park the car right up there and put it on the grass.

unbelievable , invincible , charasmatic , dreamy and all class arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up with a 4 wheel drive, a house with a big roof or a pet dog like most of the other players in the NRL.

Luke did things the hard way, and through that has a streetfighter attitude, and a will to suceed, and from the time in which a scout picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade and in more recent times NSW and Country Rep Fixtures.

I do not lie, there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with off field dramas involving a casino incident and 3 girls seeing him dropped to first division, however just like Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, Luke has bounced back to the very top and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis (soon to be allstars).

So dont go telling me Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL. His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer. His ability to create somthing out of nothing, beat a defender, crunch an attacker, put players through gaps and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet makes him one of the most in demand players in the Shire.

Luke Covell.

Biggest load of crap I've ever read...

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

no your wingers r

 

[I Bleed Green]

His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer.

:lol::lol::lol:

One of your best, you imbecile.

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

lockyno1 park the car right up there and put it on the grass.

unbelievable , invincible , charasmatic , dreamy and all class arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up with a 4 wheel drive, a house with a big roof or a pet dog like most of the other players in the NRL.

Luke did things the hard way, and through that has a streetfighter attitude, and a will to suceed, and from the time in which a scout picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade and in more recent times NSW and Country Rep Fixtures.

I do not lie, there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with off field dramas involving a casino incident and 3 girls seeing him dropped to first division, however just like Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, Luke has bounced back to the very top and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis (soon to be allstars).

So dont go telling me Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL. His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer. His ability to create somthing out of nothing, beat a defender, crunch an attacker, put players through gaps and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet makes him one of the most in demand players in the Shire.

Luke Covell.

Someone get me a tissue.......to clear these tears of laughter. Geez you come up with some crap.

 

[thommo_85]

Anyone remember the machine that was Scott Pethybridge? He made Chris Walker look like Luke Covell

 

[lockyno1]

Biggest load of crap I've ever read...

I agree! It was painful to read!:lol:

 

[BWNB]

lockyno1 park the car right up there and put it on the grass.

unbelievable , invincible , charasmatic , dreamy and all class arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up with a 4 wheel drive, a house with a big roof or a pet dog like most of the other players in the NRL.

Luke did things the hard way, and through that has a streetfighter attitude, and a will to suceed, and from the time in which a scout picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade and in more recent times NSW and Country Rep Fixtures.

I do not lie, there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with off field dramas involving a casino incident and 3 girls seeing him dropped to first division, however just like Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, Luke has bounced back to the very top and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis (soon to be allstars).

So dont go telling me Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL. His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer. His ability to create somthing out of nothing, beat a defender, crunch an attacker, put players through gaps and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet makes him one of the most in demand players in the Shire.

Luke Covell.

Thats why i think luke is such a good player as you have pointed out , everyone should be a fan of covells

 

[lockyno1]

Thats why i think luke is such a good player as you have pointed out , everyone should be a fan of covells

That would be the worst day for league, supporting that rubbish!:lol:

 

[Pistol]

Sometimes BBSF makes it too easy for us, he really does.

 

[Kiwi]

Lets break this down shall we :-k

lockyno1 park the car right up there and put it on the grass.
unbelievable , invincible , charasmatic , dreamy and all class arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up with a 4 wheel drive, a house with a big roof or a pet dog like most of the other players in the NRL..

Unbelievably bad, useless, dropkick, butt ugly and all arse arent words you describe with the modern day rugby league player, however Luke Covell is an exception. Born on November 9th, 1981 to Bob and Shelley , Luke never grew up mentally like most other players in the NRL did.

Luke did things the hard way, and through that has a streetfighter attitude, and a will to suceed, and from the time in which a scout picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade and in more recent times NSW and Country Rep Fixtures..

Luke did things the hard way, and through he has no talent, and a will to annoy his teams fans, and from the time in which a scout wish he hadn't picked him up at 8pm on December 11th 1999, he has has come on in leaps and bounds , playing Jersey Flegg , First Division , First Grade, then Fisrt Division, some more First Grade, then back into First Division and in more recent times First Grade and some more First Division.

I do not lie, .

No sh*t guys, my version is better.

there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with off field dramas involving a casino incident and 3 girls seeing him dropped to first division, .

there has been the odd hiccup on the way, with on field dramas involving f**king it up every five minutes, letting in tries and everyone seeing him dropped to first division,

however just like Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, .

however unlike Mark Taylor in 1997, at the first test at Edbaston where he scored 129 after a string of bad performances which saw everyone call for his sacking, Covell plays League which he sucks at, hang on....no wait yup he sucks.

Luke has bounced back to the very top and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis (soon to be allstars)..

Luke has bounced back to the very top, well as high as it's going to get for a nuffy and in a few weeks will be named in the halves for New Zealand Kiwis if they are f**king insane.

So dont go telling me Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL. .

Luke Covell is the worst player in the NRL ( but remember I didn't tell you that ;-) )

His vision is second to none, and is up there with the likes of Noel Goldthorpe and Alan Langer. .

His vision is second to the three blind mice, and is up there with the likes of Stuart Kelly and Albert Fulivai.

His ability to create somthing out of nothing, beat a defender, crunch an attacker, put players through gaps and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet makes him one of the most in demand players in the Shire..

His ability to create somthing out of nothing for the opposition, get beaten by an attacker, get crunched by a defender, put Sharks fans through tripple bypasses and strike conversions off the boot like a fighter jet ( had to leave that in, it made me laugh ) makes him one of the most good for nothing else goal kickers in the Shire.

Luke Covell.

Bumper Farrell

 

[lockyno1]

Good job Kiwi!

 

[Smartman]

Past player - Greg Smith played for Newcastle, won a game for Canterbury

 

[dauntless]

fat lazy slow, minimum gametime you name it , just has to be mark riddell.

 

[lockyno1]

fat lazy slow, minimum gametime you name it , just has to be mark riddell.

That better describes Covell!:lol:

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

:lol: Great translation Kiwi