Xerri test sample B

[MilkShark]

I don’t buy or subscribe to this rubbish paper but here we go, just as we thought:

 

[MilkShark]

So somewhere I read the reason it took so long to get the results back is because of covid, bushfires. But then somewhere else I read it’s because they only look at his sample because of the story of how quick he has become under his new sprint coach.

sooooooo which is it?

 

[glenmoresharkie]

So what happens if he, hypothetically, tests negative to the B sample?

 

[King Ben]

So what happens if he, hypothetically, tests negative to the B sample?

He gets cleared.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

He gets cleared.

Imagine the scenes

 

[Eion]

This would have been better coming out in friggen December... but... with the comp starting up there’ll be other stories pretty quick. If this came out 6 weeks ago, it would have been all they scribes bang on about for weeks.

It’s a big friggen story. We can’t whinge about papers talking about it.

 

[taipan]

Matt johns
Ben seymour
Tevita latu
Greg bird
Tony zappia
Todd carney
Ben barba
Peptides

The comp starts in 2 days.
The country is watching.
The world is watching.

You think we're gonna miss this opportunity. No ferkin way.

Somebody had to step up. Take one for the club. He should be congratulated. Celebrated. In bronze.
They had nearly forgotten about us.
Nearly.
Not now.
Corona.
Borders and bubbles.
One ref.
6 again.
All lame.

Guess whos on the front page tomorrow. A real story.

We showed 'em.
Nobody forgets us.

Nobody.

No body can do offield like we can, just nobody. We trump Trump.

 

[Tiger Shark]

So basically he self reported himself by boasting of his speed improvements.

Cronullafied

 

[carcharias]

Didn’t ASADA drop the last thing right on the season kick off?
Maybe the cynic would think they are still pissed off they couldn’t prove it last time and have been waiting to put the boot in.
6 months to release the findings?

 

[myrrh ken]

So what happens if he, hypothetically, tests negative to the B sample?

It is possible that people get a false positive of a Sample A although it is very rare. 1 in 10000 it says.
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/rugby-...-b-sample-tests-negative-20170209-gu99uu.html

The fact that he had so many things show up, I reckon he is farkked.

How long will we have to pay this snorkel is the next big question. Probably another 6 months for the Sample B to be tested?

 

[carcharias]

Surely to Christ he is not this dumb?
I actually cannot imagine anyone being so dumb at his age and point in his career.

maybe a veteran trying to get over injury for a contract extension might risk it.
But
He had all the time in the world ( plus the off season ) to get over that surgery.
19 yrs old.
It is almost incomprehensible.

I’m guessing he’ll have to make a statement sooner or later regarding the B sample.

I think he has to request it be tested yet.

f**k the sharks

 

[myrrh ken]

Yep boggles the mind - world at his feet. Knocking on Origin door, maybe even a bolter in the Oz side.

I wonder how long he was juicing for.

Maybe I don't wanna know.

 

[Generalzod]

Surely to Christ he is not this dumb?
I actually cannot imagine anyone being so dumb at his age and point in his career.

maybe a veteran trying to get over injury for a contract extension might risk it.
But
He had all the time in the world ( plus the off season ) to get over that surgery.
19 yrs old.
It is almost incomprehensible.

I’m guessing he’ll have to make a statement sooner or later regarding the B sample.

I think he has to request it be tested yet.

f**k the sharks

Why did it take this long to test his sample ?

 

[Generalzod]

Show me the Money

 

[bad boy bubby]

Surely to Christ he is not this dumb?
I actually cannot imagine anyone being so dumb at his age and point in his career.

maybe a veteran trying to get over injury for a contract extension might risk it.
But
He had all the time in the world ( plus the off season ) to get over that surgery.
19 yrs old.
It is almost incomprehensible.

I’m guessing he’ll have to make a statement sooner or later regarding the B sample.

I think he has to request it be tested yet.

f**k the sharks

I'm going to take a punt here and guess he was worried about his position with Jesse and the two Josh's in front of him, and if he didn't recover quickly enough to keep his spot.
He is able to sign his next contract from November. He did knock back an offer from us for 500K a year, so I'm guessing he was told to make sure he had a big year and was feeling the pressure. This is just a theory mind you.

 

[Fangs]

Young and stupid I guess, that is if he is truly guilty and his B sample tests positive.

Big shame, was a shoe-in for rep selection at some point of his career.

 

[DaSuperHero2]

I dislike you guys at the best of times but even blind Freddy knows there is something else at play here, as a poster said earlier on. They all do it and have times and dates for testing. Which there all aware of and they have a 3 strike policy.
Something fishy is going on or you guys are still stupid enough to keep your stash in the same spot...

 

[Craigshark]

I dislike you guys at the best of times but even blind Freddy knows there is something else at play here, as a poster said earlier on. They all do it and have times and dates for testing. Which there all aware of and they have a 3 strike policy.
Something fishy is going on or you guys are still stupid enough to keep your stash in the same spot...

I know our club is dumb, but after following his Instagram account for the past 18 months and seeing who he associates with I don’t think the club is involved in this.

 

[Generalzod]

I dislike you guys at the best of times but even blind Freddy knows there is something else at play here, as a poster said earlier on. They all do it and have times and dates for testing. Which there all aware of and they have a 3 strike policy.
Something fishy is going on or you guys are still stupid enough to keep your stash in the same spot...

Seriously though super have you bagged de Belin as much after he is accused of a far more serious problem..and yet you are here all the time when something bad happens to the club..

 

[The Rosco]

And at a quarter the price

, as shown in the salary cap books.